My Government Name Is Craig Dale Earnheart Pistol

"red-pill" "snowflake" everything about v for vendetta...fascists really do love to steal and bastardize culture from the queer people they are trying to destroy

"snowflake" was popularized in Fight Club, a novel by a gay man. "red-pill" is from a movie created by two trans women and is a metaphor for estrogen and gender transitioning. those same women adapted V For Vendetta from the original comic (written by a polyamorous man who may or may not be queer but certainly has something going on); in both versions the titular protagonist "V" is implied to be transmasculine, and a survivor of torture and imprisonment for the crime of homosexuality.

because that's what they see in us, these bigots who are happy to consume and quote and corrupt queer-created media, as long as they can erase every beautiful root. they see criminals, commiting the crime of being queer. and they are doing their damnedest to bring back the laws that made it so.

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

gary the dancing grey from exeter street (x)

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

slay ten of those for my ancient tarnished coin

Dude, Poison Rat venom glands sell for half a gold each. You need two, maybe three if you harvest them particularly poorly, to get that worth.

Which is besides the fact that ancient tarnished coin is a defunct currency. Valuable only as a collector's item.

This guy's a scammer.

slay this guy for my ancient tarnished coin

you know it's funny the same thing happened to a few friends of mine

the Scully effect is real….. I have bought four blazers since she entered my life this year……

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

MOOOOOOM, they’re trying to turn Tumblr into TikTok again!

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

tumblr ocd advice is kind of astounding bc youll see posts like "OCD LIFE HACK!!!!! if you have [obsession] try [compulsion]" and people are passing it around like its genuine advice and not literally the worst possible thing you could do in that scenario

seeing a lot of tags like "wait what are you supposed to do then" and since im not a mental health professional but have been in intensive ocd therapy before,

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Higher-Hierarchy Imaginal Script for "Am I Gay?" Obsessions

I'm going to start using public restrooms again. I know that if someone is using the urinal next to me, I will notice his penis. I may even get those feelings in my penis that might be sexual arousal. If I'm really gay, the man next to me may notice. I might suddenly realize I'm gay and try to find a way to let him know. If we're both gay, we could go into the stall and I could finally feel what it is like to hold another penis. All of this may happen if I start using public restrooms again, but I'm tired of OCD ruling my life, telling me where I should or shouldn't go to be safe. I'm sick of it. If I'm going to become gay from public restrooms, then so be it. Better gay than this hell. If I end up giving strange men oral sex in restrooms, then I'll just have to learn to cope with it when it happens. )

You've been a Good cast-iron pan. Let Mommy take care of you... I'm going to Rub Oil all over you and Bake you at 230°C and you're going to like it... Badly behaved Pans go into the dishwasher and get Scrubbed with a Metal Sponge.

Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in

youre not allowed to come in its for hamsters