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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god
Finally, I can stop thinking about Sherlock when I plug in my phone charger.
Starting a collection
I love you dead punctuation marks.
i slip and break my neck in the bar bathroom but the gods, taking pity on me, transform me into a single line of cocaine, and the guy i was planning on hooking up with comes in looking for me and snorts me
"Wow, this kink is so weird and extreme" and then you look inside and it's literally just "what if I never had to Be Responsible or Make Good Life Decisions ever again, and somehow this was a sex thing?"
“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own
ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.
Mukbangs are part of this same elaborate joke. But worse also because I Need to have sharp Claws and also a lobotomy of the part of my brain that limits the full human bite strength to deal with that one properly.
Me when a video exists for the sole purpose of making Horrible noises RIGHT into my ear hole
Co-signing this entire set of tags
Dichotomy time if you were depicted in a red/blue characters dynamic
No other colors you are getting SHOEHORNED into these boxes
Whats insane is that a trans guy I haven’t talked to since starting t clocked me immediately. I said “hey” and he was like “did you start taking t?” I was GAGGGGGGEDDDD. What happened to hi hey hello? Jk jk it was funny though. He called my voice sexy and said I looked great. He is super cool and I bought this fantastic art piece from him!!!!!
Here’s the piece!!!!! He showed me it and I realized I must get it. I’m trying to fill in apartment on art made by queer people
lets scream with mama
So, in Brazilian, USAmerican, and LGBT+ politics news, transgender Brazilian congresswoman Erika Hilton has received from the USA a visa marking her gender as male.
Hilton canceled a trip she was going to make to the US this month, where she was going to participate on Saturday (12) in a panel at the Brazil Conference, and says she will take action against US President Donald Trump at the UN (United Nations) because she considers the case to be transphobic and disrespectful of her Brazilian civil records.
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UPDATE: fellow transgender Brazilian congresswoman Duda Salabert has been informed her visa will also register her as male.
"More than transphobia, there is a question of national sovereignty involved: it is not up to the US government to disagree with and refute Brazil's documents," she said.
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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
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