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@purpleleavesday

they/them but you know gender is whatever. Dm me cats and I will love you forever Really hyperfixating on ace attorney right now so mostly posting about but that will probably change eventually. I use the "my art" tag for. well. My art Anyway you can call me Casper I guess unless we're friends and then I might tell you my extra special secret name (which is not secret because I keep telling people)

they call me the cello the way they're all spreading their legs for me

It would be more accurate to say "they call me the cello the way a select few weirdos are spreading their legs for me," as the cello is not a widely played instrument, nor am I a widely liked person.

they call me the cello the way I go SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

Fake Dating but at the end it’s still fake and they both walk away from it with their friendship as strong as ever

There was only one bed and they shared it without problems because they’re both adults that can be normal about intimacy

It has come to my attention that these two are actually the same aGE!!! so now all I imagine is dorky teenagers bonding over steel samurai during trilogy era and oh gosh please blame @sha-je for this one.

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

“I hate this website” “I hate purity culture” “asexuals are so annoying” “religious people are so annoying” “I can’t stand TikTok gays” “I hate minors” you guys are talking about a skeleton warrior who serves an evil wizard right now

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