weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place
older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"
this is the true gen z experience
once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”
man and you were only six hours old
Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.
the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun
there's a stoat hiding in that last one
source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible
some personal favorites from various categories
can yoy make tumble explode
On February 23rd, 2031 tumblr will indeed explode
8 years.
7 years.
6 years.
Thank you @nimbasanerd and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!
Good bitch, I'm glad none of your people have an ounce of loyalty to you
does that suck, mark? is it not fun to have your privacy violated? do you feel uncomfortable with people knowing things about you that you'd rather they not know? tell me more about how much you value your security and privacy, mark.
gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*
Here have this
Lemon/lemoff erasure
i need to save “lemn’t”
(short) story time
so we’re reading shakespeare in english class rn, and at some point the class went off on a tangent about comedy
my teacher said something like “comedy is always at the expense of someone else, it just depends on how overt it is”
i, of course, disagreed, and spent like 5 minutes explaining the concept of modern surreal/absurd humor while trying not to die laughing when i described the “me when lemon” meme
you know
[transcript: a stock photo of a man holding a flashlight on a gradiented background of white to yellow. the flashlight’s beam is shining at a floating lemon, and the word “lemon” is written next to it in red text. a caption at the top says “when lemon”. end transcript]
this one
my teacher didn’t find it funny at all
this was saved to my computer and i found it when i searched lemon
now you all have to deal with it
this was saved to my
computer and i found it
when i searched lemon
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
time to go home yall, this post is now complete.
I always have to start the New Years with this picture.
ID: white text on a black background. It reads, “Dawn of
The First Day
-364 Days Remain-”
