— Mohammed al-Khoudry a Palestinian farmer in Gaza. (via champagnefather)

MALE THOT JOBS (1953 EDITION)

Soda Jerk Mechanic Disc Jockey Sailor Construction Worker TV Repairman Diner Fry Cook (with paper hat) Milkman

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

i just need to focus

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

i just need to focus

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

i just need to focus

I've been down the streets of desire Sometimes I was so uninspired You found what was locked up inside of me

going to go to a random overpass and just start dropping bricks with my eyes closed until something happens. and its this posts fault

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen

ingredients: 1 grain of dust.

step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

I don't have dysphoria you have dysphoria

If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days

"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

Stop listening to folk punk

I like how boycotting Target is becoming like, a reoccurring thing done for opposing political reasons

today we post everett true

Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

If you ever hear the phrase "fascism is aesthetics as politics," that's what this post is talking about.

It's not about being tough on crime, because the absolute toughest most brutal measure you could take against "crime" as a social problem is to alleviate poverty, and increase access to education, healthcare and social mobility.

It's about performing "tough on crime" as an aesthetic by enacting violence against a prop, i.e. minorities and the impoverished, who are fetishized and objectified to represent "crime." They are brutalized as punishment for crime, but never with the purpose of alleviating the problem of crime.

This is why a lot of conservatives and other right wingers can get straight up angry when you suggest things like reform or social measures to reduce crime. They don't want crime to be reduced, they want an eternal war against "crime" because it provides an arena for the righteous to demonstrate virtue by brutalizing their enemies.

can someone drone strike the indeed headquarters

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