Okay so! You need to download something!

Be it a movie, a game, a software, a book. Where do you even start? You know people catch viruses or fines pirating, so how to do it, and do it safely? This is going to be a bit verbose, so coloured text has the most important info. THIS WILL BE LONG but you can just skim it! (P.S. there are some goodies for artists in the end so do take a peek there if you do art and would like courses or procreate brushes) By the end of this you should be able to download or stream almost anything.

(Disclaimer: I'm not super knowledgeable on the technical side of things, just a moderately seasoned pirate. Will explain stuff to the best of my abilities, but there will be wild semplifications. If there's any issue, or precisations you'd like to make, or just need a hand with something, feel free to reach out to me directly on here!)

Putting a cut here so I don't spam your dashes <3 - now, here we go:

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

Worm

how i'm handling my students using AI to write papers:

-don't accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don't know the meaning of

-ask to see their original file where they "wrote" the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like "certainly! here's an essay about...."

-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don't, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.

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Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

yeah no i think the whole "they could kill you but they choose not to" is a pretty important part of the monsterfuckery

yeah that big spiky creature could rip your head off in her teeth with basically zero effort, or kill you any of about two dozen other ways with even less effort, but you're warm and you smell nice so she just curls up in your bed (and takes up the whole thing bc she's like three times your size) and wraps her powerful forelimbs around your body and chitters in your ear

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

time for people to do the funniest thing ever

Do not.

A useful thing to know about AO3 tags is that they're wrangled by humans. A human being will read your tag, understand what it means*, and then connect that tag in the backend system to other tags that mean the same thing (if there are any)

that's why, for example, the tags

and a million more versions are all searchable and filterable if you just tag one of them. A Tag Wrangler (the job title of a human volunteer who manages AO3 tags) has made sure that AO3 understands that those are all synonyms, so AO3 treats them that way.

When you're tagging your fic, or searching for a fic, or filtering a tag to find or remove works from the list you do not have to use every possible version of a tag. You just need to pick one - unless using more is a stylistic choice you're making, in which case have at it.

*or research what it means - which is why wranglers really appreciate it if you put (OC) behind the name of your original characters so that they don't have to scour every source they can find to see if it's a named background character in canon.

the reason why the minecraft movie is getting mixed reviews is because jack black doesn't sing "I am placing blocks and shit cause I'm in fucking minecraft"

The point I hope y'all are getting tbh

Im like that dude in home stuck who has to eat poisonous slime that makes him high or else his base instinct make him start killing all his friends

That's like the only thing I remember from that comic because i think about it and im always like ok, that has to be based off a real guy the author knew

@jonahmagnus

not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.

what the fuck is this new tumblr update

why are the icons the size of an onion

they’re so huge