the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.

what would your elf house be named?

first letter of your url:

+ last letter of your url

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

if you want your female characters to both have agency in the story and be complex human individuals then sometimes bad things have to be their fault

Also if a female character in a story has canonically bad things that are at least partially her fault it’s not #girlboss feminism to blame it on everyone but her and accuse the author of being sexist for daring to imply a woman might have done something wrong

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

You spelled boiled wrong

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

take me back to when I’d wake up w 99+ notifications 😔💔

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IM DOING WELL 💚💚💚

you're only okay? something on your mind? :0 /nf

<333

haha i'm good dw js school work <33

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is

The earlier in

the year you reblog this the

funnier it is

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Original poster deactivated March 21st 2020

ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

fake idgafer. i saw u replace ur guilt with anger

I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

thank you to weird girls for being online

Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes