Warming up this morning with a little noodle dragon

Sorry if you use dark mode, you’ll need to crank your brightness.

seeing a notification from a mutual is just like hi I love you btw

Will kempen Fanart from the Dark Rise Book Series!

Will kempen from the Dark Rise Book Series by C.S. Pacat! I love him so much, I had to draw him right away.

« I think what people were is less important than what they are. And what people are is less important than what they could be. »

Oh Violet 😭💜

I hope you enjoy this dessert

the stewards: the dark king is EVIL and BAD and he must not be allowed to return!

will kempen, with the wettest brownest eyes imaginable: are you guys mad at me?

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

wdym you can hear it?

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

YO what the FUXK

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

I don’t hear it, but I kinda feel the impact? Like a teeny tiny earthquake? (for reference the strongest quake I experienced was 2,4 and this is way less)

I can feel the thumping

good job with your brain function kiddo!

thanks, pops!

Help i scrolled down and I can still kinda hear it going thump thump thump… it’s getting quieter thank god

why is no one talking abt the fact that it’s jump roping

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

kotlc characters in the arcane artstyle wip augshsbs so excited to finish these and show u all

the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.

what would your elf house be named?

first letter of your url:

+ last letter of your url

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

if you want your female characters to both have agency in the story and be complex human individuals then sometimes bad things have to be their fault

Also if a female character in a story has canonically bad things that are at least partially her fault it’s not #girlboss feminism to blame it on everyone but her and accuse the author of being sexist for daring to imply a woman might have done something wrong

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

You spelled boiled wrong

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled