HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

the best kind of ships are the ones that have something aromantic going on

hey, so rent is due is in like a week. and well. i am freaking out. we're going to be about 800 dollars short on rent this month. between hour cutting at work and an unexpected emergency. if you could help us it would mean the entire world to us.

ppal. capp. vmo.

Hi rent is due today and we're still 60 dollars short

Please we're so close. Please.

We are currently 25 away from goal please help us

We are still 25 dollars away

EMERGENCY: 500 USD NEEDED BY TOMORROW MORNING

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

doll

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

respectfully to everyone whos been like Well have you considered idc about the source media and im doing whatever i want with my little blorbos <3 like... you know thats allowed right. like thats fine. i am not condemning you. But you have to accept the fact that nobody has that context besides you unless you put that disclaimer on everything you make. and youre not gonna do that. so if i go into a character tag and see someone call the character, who is canonically a cat, a dog with no extra explanation with their whole chest, i am not going to go Ohhh haha theyre just playing dolls! i am going to go Just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

quick linguistic history lesson. the term “woke” originates from african american communities to describe being “awake and aware” of the current sociopolitical climate. this term has been used since at least the 1930s. it wasnt until 2014 during the ferguson protests that the term entered the wider vernacular. mainly as a result of black twitter. and as is common with many things coined by the black community. it was repeated and commercialized to death to the point where now most people only using it mockingly. including people on the left. the point is. “woke” is not a bad word. the alt right wants it to be one.