This Barbie is Trying Her Best

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

Bestie. How dare you leave “do not mock the life preserver…” in the tags.

@onewingedsparrow

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022) Netflix special

Y'know, just bros hugging and being affectionate

Are y'all ever chilling and then you're suddenly like WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MONSTEEEER FIVE HUNDRED FIFTY EIGHT MEN WHO DIED UNDER YOUR COMMAND CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN WHY WOULD YOU LET THE CYCLOPS LIVE WHEN RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY

Me: existing

My brain: ...ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMS EVERY TIME I DARE TO CLOSE MY EYES I NO LONGER DREAM ONLY NIGHTMARES OF THOSE WHO'VE DIED

So we all collectively agree that Stan is smart. I mean, to be able to fix the portal he had to be. However, I think everyone skips over another very obvious example of Stan's genius: the vending machine

The vending machine definitely wasn't something Ford had around. Stan bought it for the gift shop as a way to hide the entrance to the basement while also making a little money from it.

How many weeks, months, or years did Stan just have a normal ass vending machine over the doorway that he had to physically move every night to get down there? How many times did someone shake the thing trying to get their snack out and almost see the doorway before Stan realized just covering it wasn't enough?

So he rewired the damn thing to have a secret code and some kind of, idk air lock release? And a way for it to open on its own? Without any journals, manuals, and (knowing Stan) probably without the internet too.

All while making sure it still worked as a fully functioning vending machine.

Stan is so smart you guys.

Happy Dannypocalypse!

OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA-

Some fanart I made of a scene from this fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63688312/chapters/163264585

Thinking out loud

Tucker: what’ca got there, Danny.

Danny coming back with an arm full of children, the JL behind his back, and a smoothie: issues, I got issues and a smoothie.

It has come to my attention that a lot of the Epic community hasn’t seen this video, and I need to fix that-

https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=glARe5Ozjp_xJaYA

Not a prank. Actually going crazy. Please listen to this.

And consider that Treasured Memories was even brought up on the anniversary

Anyways I’m freaking out right now. Send post.

A poor teenage boy who wants to be popular...

Ok one really goofy pet peeve for fics I see but isn’t addressed ever that could be utilized for a fic is a Bat taking a random USB from someone that told them to look through it and just straight up plugging it into the batcomputer.

If you work with sensitive information at ALL your job will drill into your mind to never plug in anything ever that isn’t company approved into a computer because that’s one of the easiest ways for your company’s systems to get hacked.

So consider: Danny gives one of the Bats a USB on GIW info, a ghost encyclopedia, Fenton blueprints, you name it. They plug it directly into the batcomputer. Normally it has some safety’s in place to prevent hacking from foreign software but they never had any way to defend their tech against ghost software.

With the combined minds of Technus and Tucker; they successfully made an undetectable backdoor into the Batcomputer.

finally finished the origins comic 🥰

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