Raging Tabby Cat

It's 1am and I'm buying 120m of wood on the internet because I needed a door so I'd say adulthood is going alright

Metres? Like? Square? Or is this gonna be one long, thin door?

Had to pay $50 delivery for the door anyways so I figured I'd also get as much material as I could for my next project to avoid paying another $50 to get that delivered at a later date.

Love the way this is phrased like a 120m2 door would make more sense

Full human body has 2 square meters of skin. So that’s like 60 skin-suits worth of door. If that helps anyone else visualize it.

thanks Babs, we can always count on you

this website is free bc no one would ever pay to see this post

#i feel so dumb for reading “120m of wood” as 120 minutes of wood#as if op had to pay to get to watch a video of wood for 120 minutes#holding my head in my hands#<33

Pay-per-view is getting very uninspired

Better than me, I read 120mg of weed and got very confused. Like was the door free with the weed to get around "you cant purchase weed but theres no law against receiving it free with other purchase" laws.

Like why wouldnt you just...get the door from somewhere that doesnt sell weed.

Why are you buying clothes doors at the soup weed store?!

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I feel like the Texas Australia vore ignores the fact that Texas isn’t its own country (even if they want to be)

Texas is one of 50 states (48 mainland states)

Texas is bigger than most but it has to be acknowledged that it still isn’t the full country

You should look at just the state of Western Australia then. It is nearly 4x the size of Texas.

The thing about Western Australia is that it is vastly empty. There is one city, Perth. Perth has a stupid urban sprawl problem, Area wise it is a huge city. Population wise it is only 2.3 million. There are 2.9 million people in Western Australia. Including the Perth people. So less than 600,000 people in the entire rest of the state. The towns are relatively dense south of Perth, but if you go North or West you will be driving for hours before you hit a road house or a servo, let alone a town.

Pondering my orbs.

help

My thoughts have been consumed by @tenebrius-excellium's reverse HTTYD AU. So I started writing a fic. So far it's not very long and the chapters are pretty short but the start is on AO3.

Chapter 3 is up.

"There was a chance his son was still alive. But the nightfury, the nightfury was already dead."

Chapter 4 is up now

"The Dragon was woken by a scream. An earth shattering blood curdling scream."

Chapter 5 just dropped.

sorry about the missing chapter yesterday, I realised the dire importance of ✨outlining✨ and spent my creative time working on planning and plotting. Will be back on Monday though, probably.

My thoughts have been consumed by @tenebrius-excellium's reverse HTTYD AU. So I started writing a fic. So far it's not very long and the chapters are pretty short but the start is on AO3.

Chapter 3 is up.

"There was a chance his son was still alive. But the nightfury, the nightfury was already dead."

Chapter 4 is up now

"The Dragon was woken by a scream. An earth shattering blood curdling scream."

Chapter 5 just dropped.

My thoughts have been consumed by @tenebrius-excellium's reverse HTTYD AU. So I started writing a fic. So far it's not very long and the chapters are pretty short but the start is on AO3.

Chapter 3 is up.

"There was a chance his son was still alive. But the nightfury, the nightfury was already dead."

Chapter 4 is up now

"The Dragon was woken by a scream. An earth shattering blood curdling scream."

My thoughts have been consumed by @tenebrius-excellium's reverse HTTYD AU. So I started writing a fic. So far it's not very long and the chapters are pretty short but the start is on AO3.

Chapter 3 is up.

"There was a chance his son was still alive. But the nightfury, the nightfury was already dead."

Wind and Truth's impact.... unmatched lol

Followed Wind and Truth with Towers of Midnight which is close to 1000 pages making December look broken

Got a free bible from the street preachers today they were like are you trying to reconnect with god and I was like no… I just collect free bible… not very pleased with that answer unfortunately but I was already away…. Got em again… #win #hallelujah

At my Uni during O-Day where all the clubs and societies set up tents on the oval to attract freshers, there is always a mini bible guy.

He just hands them out it's difficult to avoid. Anyway he threw a bible at one of my mates.

One of my mates got hit by a mini bible.

It was a sign from God.

(Mate is still an atheist)

Australian prime minister core

Thomas Edison would have loved generative AI and i mean that in the most insulting way.

Thomas Edison and Elon Musk would be friends