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Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

A pack of bandits descend upon a seemingly undefended town. But the blacksmith's hammer, the farmer's scythe, the woodsman's axe, they have not forgotten what they once were, and they *will* defend the town that they have come to love.

This sweet girl has been with us for seven seasons. She was forged in the heart of a volcano and would be ideal for anyone with a preexisting fire affinity (she's a cuddler and is guaranteed to keep you warm in winter). She still loves burning, but it turns out you can only reduce the world to ash once. She would be perfectly suited for forest management that regularly requires controlled burns.

This weary old soul has grown tired of bloodshed and would much rather spend his days as an ominous decoration in a tavern or common room, a perfect fit for an adventurer looking to leave their dungeon crawling days behind. He likes peoplewatching with his single glowing eye, preferably from high, prominent locations with views of entrances and exits.

Dark king Grรผtmoreโ€™s edge of annihilation consumed 10,000 souls in the first era, and as it turns out, statistically a lot of those souls heard stories that never got written down. It works in a library now.

The throngler, however, is just irrevocably fucked up. We put it in a stone in a forest and hoped nobody ever finds it

iโ€™m all sex positive and shit but iโ€™m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy ๐Ÿ™

Common things in the notes:

  • I'm over 30 and I wholeheartedly agree with this
  • I'm under 30 and this still applies
  • I'm over 30 and my joints are just fine
  • no, I want the characters to suffer afterwards for their impulsive decisions
  • whenever I read smut that has the characters take time to get pillows and consider joints and angles, that makes my whole day
  • but what if his wife has filled the house with chintz
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gogomrbrown

Like the elephant in the room..this needs to be said.

Honestly I have no idea why this never comes up in conversations about immigrationโ€ฆ the U.S. literally creates these conditions around the world.

One of Germanyโ€™s most important sources of income is the export of firearms and war machinery to Syria, Saudi Arabia, etc. One of Germanyโ€™s most discussed porblem is granting asylum to those who have to flee their homes because of the war we wage there.ย 

If you donโ€™t want nazis in the government, stop antagonising the refugees.

If you dont want refugees, stop creating them.

lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer

Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife

Related to the "these characters wouldn't know what a safeword is and wouldn't think to use one even if they did" characterization problem is the "these characters wouldn't pause having sex just because they're drunk and concerned about consent" problem.

Like, it's kind of bewildering when one character stops in the middle of a scene and all but turns to the camera to say, "It's not good to have sex with someone whose judgement may be impaired! You should wait until you're both safely sober again to have a respectful conversation."

Because yeah, sure, but I don't think THESE horny, repressed idiots would have sex UNLESS their inhibitions were lowered by intoxication and they had that plausible deniability. Some characters? Some situations? They'd responsibly hit the brakes for one reason or another, yes. Other characters? They're doing three shots just so that they can unlock sucking face without having to take responsibility for their actions.

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

The moment I saw these double doors in our apartment, I knew I wanted to put colorful foil on them:

Today my wife did it, and I couldn't be more stunned and happy:

Isn't it amazing? This is a dream come true, and it makes me so happy! ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™โค๏ธ๐Ÿฉท

The doors continue to delight:

(pics taken as the sun shines through the doors, making all the colors shine and projecting some of them across the hallway floor) (edited this reblog to add a second pic)

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