just old friend things (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

💙headcanon: togekisses can actually stick their neck out far like a seal, they're just a flying football by default

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

more characters should be 30+ years old

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

#but I am more le tired than ever

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

Monstober Day25 - Hound

For anyone who hasn't already, in lieu of the Great Pixilating, go to your Settings> Account Settings> Content You See and make sure you're shit is set so that mature content isn't blurred, like this:

Mine apparently got re-set at some point, so I had to go in and switch things on and off again, myself.

(Unless, of course, you purposely have things set up to block/blur mature content, obviously then this message isn't for you)

Note for iOS users, you have to do this through the website, the app will not show you the setting

My favorite old meeeen

i love those "americans only know burger" posts cus its true we literally have a word for when something is insignificant or something without value and yeah. its "nothingburger". because whats more worthless than nothing burger....

not only is it real this word is from the 50s

You're not a true Masshole if you haven't done one of the following!

Ran late to work because you were getting Dunks

Unironically refer to Dunkin Donuts as "Dunks"

Called someone an asshole for only driving 5 miles over the speed limit

Live a walking distance to the closet Dunks, Market Basket, and Cumberland Farms

Used a slur when defending a liberal policy

Get corrected on how to pronounce Worcester by someone who called it "Wor-Cester"

Got mistaken for someone from Connecticut by a New Yorker

Got mistaken as a New Yorker by someone from Connecticut

Fist fought the staff of SCP Foundation

Be employed by the SCP Foundation

Got a flat on the I-95

Hunted a Rhode Islander for sport (escaped d-class)

Have a ghost encounter inside a colonial-age building

Die a brutal death to an escaped SCP

Have your spirit haunt a colonial-age building

Official Post of Massachusetts

when you see some REALLY fucking dumb shit on ur dash and you just 

Banging out the tunes, WWI, circa 1914

My favourite part about this post is that many people still don’t notice Neil. Like I remember a lot of history accounts who only post real photo content were reblogging this at one point who were, I can only assume, seemingly unaware of the giant trench rat playing a tiny keyboard

Those old men make me sick