Rando

Wouldn't it be funny if the new deltarune chapters came out tomorrow but nobody believes it because of April fools. Haha wouldn't that be so wacky haha that would never happen haha...

Truly a deltarune tomorrow moment

THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

What else, what else... Earlier this week I decided to try to make Banana Bread! But somehow, in my memory, I imagined I had a loaf pan... Not so. But I did have a Skeleton baking pan-

Anyways! The skulls-

I keep drawing penis...

there's something wrong with this tarot deck

works been kicking my ass lately

Wait for me team fortress… Teufort is not that far…

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 jester!

1 mime!

one of each……. The Balanced Humors

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

my sister still plays animal jam and apparently players are still discovering new things

she just informed me that they just pulled accordions from all the shops and disabled the ability to put them on penguins because the (mostly college-aged) userbase learned three days ago that they look like a fat pair of bazongas. like I’m talking triple-g mega titties.

anyway now they’re just putting them on monkeys instead

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

WHAT

Tumblr Holidays:

• March 14th: Pi Day

• March 15th: Ides of March

• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day

• April 13th: Homestuck Day

• April 20th: Weed Day

• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day

• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach