new, budget womanhood

the switch2 has been revealed to be a frog that buries itself in thr dirt

things susceptible to falling into the under world thru a crack in the side walk:

three original posts remain

I wish i could have smoked my dog out just once before i backed him over

maybe the reason none of the trump assassination attempts work is because they're trying to use real guns. maybe they need to go the shinzo abe route and commit doohickular manslaughter

the doohickey was, as is very evident, a real gun capable of doing real gun things. just once.

tumblr user making jokes: wow…. i a,m just a feral creachure… i will now decompose in the dirt… worms and rats are my best friends

same tumblr user 2 days later because jokes were too boring for them: lmao all these “feral dirtcore” tumblr kids…. you’re all so annoying lol grow up.

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

Indian Army doing something with a T-55.

Indirect fire mode

like a billion guys driving this thing but they still got it all tangled up. embarrasing.

average viral video in the US: homeless man getting hit so hard by a teenager he falls to target sales floor headfirst making an incredibly loud clapping sound

average viral video in china: man and his pet goose in tightly edited comedy sketch where the goose repeatedly outsmarts its owner in the pursuit of classic home cooked guangdong delicacies

for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

Well, I'm busy...I've got Minecraft and stuff ..

fuck an enderman or something

u get one thrust at a time then u gotta go find them again

just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

Why are they naming cocktails like weed strains?

the power to create custom drugs changes you

Conservatives having a normal one

awfully specific thing to say, joey