From a practical perspective, not much

From a violence perspective, anything you want

oh… HIM boba…

the face of a cat who suspects someone might be making fun of them

the face of a cat

who suspects someone might be

making fun of them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think i spend too much time idly fantasising about growing claws and fangs for someone who’s meant to just be a human 😩

Reblog to make both OP and prev's claws and fangs sharper and longer

🪦 end of fear 🪦

Today's Seal Is: Grand Mage Sire Eye-Of-Mystery

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

happies

Food Crime: Frosty the Slawman

so a while ago, I saw this photo going around on tumblr:

at first, I thought this was photoshopped. I mean, "welcome new man in your life"? that feels like a translation error, or someone being silly on purpose.

but guess what! turns out, Frosty Slaw Man is real!

and soon...he will be mine. let's get cooking

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

take care polar bear

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

all my time doodling eyes in the margins of my notes in school really payed off with this one i will say.