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Anonymous asked:

Do u think hell has a Twitter counterpart?

Imagine one day Satan's account starts brainrot posting and it's just the MC

Tbh I don't even know if MC would be allowed their own account since they can't even shop there because of age restriction

There's definitely a twt counterpart in Hell lol

I like to joke that X is the real twt used in hell since it's ran by.....that man lmao

But regardless, I think the age restriction would work the same for Hell twt and MC would not be allowed to make an account because they aren't 100 years old 💀

And even then it might be higher based on how devils age

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MC steals Satans phone and starts tweeting shit like "short king power ✊️✊️✊️" changes his profile pic to lord farquaad and starts liking all of Asmodeus's pics. Satan realizes he doesn't have his phone in his pocket when Asmo shows up wanting to get some

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i hope you’ll find something you like here

‼️angst, angst, and angst

— a curse between us [sylus x reader] [ongoing]

Will she always be his fate, or will your introduction into the picture tip in balance of his destiny?

— borrowed time [caleb x reader x sylus] [ongoing]

“Can’t we just enjoy the moment without making things complicated?”
He doesn’t need to be trapped in a game to be in a different world than you.
He spent a lifetime chasing her, only to see in her eyes the very fear she once promised he’d never deserve.
“May we forget the cruelest trace of all—the fracture of what could have been.”

NOOOOOOOO MAMMON AND SATAN BLOODSHED CARD ARE ABOUT PISS!? BOTH OF THEM!? In the trailer on Twitter you can see it why couldn't they let me piss on domeone who deserves it like Leviathan but NOOOO they would never do that to their PRECIOUS PRINCESS

I would take anything, ANYTHING and be happy about it but piss

And that shit translation is bound to make it even worse

NAAAAAAAAHHHHH tell me why he did us dirty like that???

I know MC/Ra-On gets a bad rep for being a dumbass bitch in the fandom but I know my happy ass would fall for this shit and say "hoooray! :3333" with ZERO hasitation

I just wanted to feel cute and this is how you treat me? I shall never trust a man again

You’re bored, so you just start sending porn gifs of a devil’s fetish to them with a simple, ‘this could be us 😘’.

Like shower sex to Gamigin or ass worship to Mammon.

If you’re feeling very bored (and have no self preservation), then you could send stuff to several devils at the same time while telling them to hurry over and then watch the chaos unfold.

A full on battle royale, the last one standing gets to fuck you <3

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Requests are open btw ;)

No rules so far, so ask me anything and I'll let u know if I'm uncomfy with it (the worst I can do is say no)

I try not to write smut (mostly bc I'm bad at it) but I can include innuendos and suggestive content for now 😊

Squishmallow HC Kings ver.

When they find you hugging a gigantic squishmallow in your sleep. Reader/MC gender neutral!

Satan 

  • Violence is going to be only thing in his mind when he sees you sleeping while holding a squishmallow
  • He’s going to be glaring  and grinding his teeth at the squishmallow, regarding it as an angel incarnated from the heavens itself and imagining all the ways he can torture it in the worst and most terrible ways (most of them involving shredding and stuffing flying every where)
  • When not thinking about tormenting the squismallow, he would be trying to figure out what exactly it’s supposed to be. Like, he can tell it resembles some sort of animal on Earth but its head and body aren’t even separated! Hell, he would’ve felt a tiny bit better if its head and body were separated so he could rip it into two cleanly like he does with other stuffed animals! But what is that supposed to be!?
  • The only that’s stopping him from doing exactly everything he’s wanting to do was the fact knowing it was one of your precious keepsakes back on Earth and has been giving you comfort during your stay in Hell
  • That and he finds the image cute of you hugging some sort of stuffed animal in your sleep
  • Don’t get him wrong though, the minute he finds an opportunity, it’s gone. Dead. Done.
  • He’s going to remember what it had done to him and have it pay the price once he gets a chance. 
  • In the meantime, he opts to leaving you to sleep and climb into your bed
  • He hugs you from the back, pulling you closer to himself and snuggling his face into your head as if rubbing his scent on you will assert his dominance over the thing and show you were his
  • He’s petty enough to give you a hard time over the whole thing the next morning by making you incapable of walking out of bed for breakfast

Beezelbub 

  • Sort of shows a similar reaction as Satan where it starts off with him either dragging his cigarette longer and harder compared to normal if having one or being devoid of expression with arms crossed as he simply stares at the scene of you hugging the squishmallow in your sleep
  • He does feel puzzled by it and tilts his head side to side to try to figure out what it is while taking a quick picture because, even he admits, the scene is 100% cute and blackmail material
  • But this whole thing doesn’t last long, probably 2 minutes at best
  • Remember, once he puts his mind into something, he’s going to be sticking to it. And that thing stole the spot that’s reserved for him and only him. As if he’s going to leave it alone and let it stay in his spot
  • There isn’t any hesitation when he walks closer to you and casually yet quietly rips the squishmallow out of your arms before he quickly slides into your arms without waking you up
  • It does satisfy him a bit when the squishmallow hits the wall across from your bed before falling face-down on the floor
  • He holds you tightly and calms himself down by smelling your scent from the top of your head
  • He may even choose to secretly mark you in a couple of places along your upper body since if he went any lower, it'll definitely wake you up
  • Now there’s two options he can choose from: 
  • If he chooses to stay the whole night, he’s going give you a hard time in the morning by “reminding” you who exactly is yours
  • If not, he’s going to take the squishmallow with him as he leaves to give it a special disposable treatment or draw bunch of doodles all over its face and body to make it ugly and no longer charming in your eyes without guilt

Leviathan

  • Oh boy, you better prepare yourself because if you thought Beel and Satan were bad, this demon takes the whole cake
  • He will know whether or not someone or something other himself was in your arms and he will not react well to it
  • And that’s exactly what is happening when he catches you hugging some sort of abomination in your sleep
  • There’s none of the whole contemplation or staring - The second he sees it and at where it is, he yanks the squishmallow out of your arms without caring whether it tears or not and hangs it by its nonexistent neck tightly to the point it looks it’ll burst
  • He doesn’t even care if he wakes you up when he does it as his jealousy consumes him from the mere sight of something other than himself in your embrace
  • Because of this, this, too, has two options this can go:
  • If you don’t end up waking up from it, he’s going to contemplate whether or not to wake you only to choose to hold some restraint and let you sleep by yourself. But he does plan on giving you one of the worst mornings involving pain from mostly your spine all the way to your legs, that’s for sure
  • But if you wake up from the feeling of missing something while he’s still in your room,  he’s not planning to let you go back to sleep and leave you alone until he calms down and feel that he’s marked you or you marked him enough so that you won’t ever look or touch anyone or anything other than himself 
  • No matter which option you choose, say goodbye to the squishmallow because he does take it with him and utterly destroys it no matter if it’s precious to you or not. 

Mammon

  • He’s the only one amongst the four that decides peace was an option and doesn’t show a visceral reaction over the squishmallow
  • Because he was the one that gave the idea to humans to create  the stuffed toy, despite not knowing what it is, he thinks he’s the one that gave it permission to be graced for the night while sleeping in your arms. Though, he does think he could’ve given you something better…
  • But if it gives you comfort during your stay in Hell, that’s fine. That's a free service that he’s willing to offer as a means to persuade you into becoming a permanent resident. 
  • Despite finding the image of you hugging such a massive squishmallow endearing as it reminds him of how you hug him in your sleep, he does feel disgruntled over the fact he got replaced
  • No matter though, he’s bigger than the squishmallow in every single way. That works to his advantage along him being a living being that pleases you in all aspects including pleasure. So, there’s no competition whatsoever
  • It doesn’t mean he won’t join you in bed. He climbs in and pulls you into his chest from the front, squishing the squishmallow to the point one might pitifully think it’s suffocating
  • In fact, when you wake up the next morning, you’re the one feeling jealous seeing that you missed out to being the one that gets squished 
  • Of course this leads to morning playtime once he senses this as you throw the squishmallow out of the bed and dive straight to something that’s much softer and squishier

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