a jeli filled corner

I want to

Is that really too much to ask?

Oh and spend every waking moment of my life either hanging out or chilling, obviously.

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

i made Vanessa Stockard's cat Kevin in spore [2008]. please look at her paintings of this thing

badly!

here's a gif of Spore Kevin doing the only dance that looks decent for him, and a gif of him shaking vigorously, just for fun. It was made from his walk cycle.

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin

this is also true of festivals, conventions, pride parades, concerts, and any situation where you have a lot of fun with other people!

the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

she’s so beautiful

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

he said yes

this man is twisted. Sick .

Sometimes I think I'm too mean so I just wanna say I'm proud of y'all. I don't know y'all personally, but the fact you survived this long is pretty cool. I mean, the fact humans exist at all is amazing. You being your own person is even more amazing. 8 billion little worlds and you're one of them. Congratulations!

i genuinely believe that schools need to immediately expel students for using gen AI & blacklist them from any other program for at least five years, because i don’t want to fucking deal with these useless twerps being credentialed in any field whatsoever. these fucking people are going to be your lawyers. your healthcare professionals. these people who are too fucking dumb to read, who would rather blindly trust a glorified predictive text generator than spend five minutes studying or thinking on their own.

at this point, if you didn’t receive your credentials before 2020, it is infinitely safer for me to assume that your degree is hollow, your work is fake, and your knowledge nonexistent unless & until proven otherwise.

we are genuinely not mean enough about this.

there’s always someone getting huffy because THEIR braindead shortcut is justified, or shamelessly abusing the entire concept of disability accommodation to argue that substituting chatgpt for all independent thought & intellectual labor is a win for “accessibility.” we need to start shunning these people and bullying them out of public life, especially if they hold any position of responsibility.

#i asked a med student to look something up #(a time-honored method of clinical teaching) #and he typed it into chat gpt and turned his phone around to show me the answer

christ almighty. these people are going to be responsible for life or death decisions.

and they don’t have any fucking brains, because they have signed over all intellectual effort to chat gpt, so your life is in the hands of someone who can’t even be fucked to look up information from a verifiable source.

looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

Glaze batch is in! More Digimon bowls and cups, some more nine sols vases, and some kingdom hearts mugs! I’m still probably about two weeks away from my next shop drop, since those purple cups pitted on the inside and I need to fix that, and my hollow knight batch isn’t glazed yet.

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

can see the pores on that thang