Henry: *canonically carries Hans’s bow*
Henry: *canonically wears Hans’s clothes*
Henry: * canonically uses Hans’s bathtub while Hans is actively still the fuck in it*
Henry: *canonically possesses the item LORD CAPON’S KEYS*
Henry: *canonically sleeps in Hans’s bedroom when his own bed is literally down the hallway and one flight of stairs*
Henry: *canonically picks mother fucking roses for Hans at like 3 o’clock in the morning*
Henry, as canonically addressed by Sir Hanush: “Ah, it’s my ward and his….. HMMM… how shall I say… ‘chaperone’…???”
Henry: *canonically recognized by Rattay commonfolk as Hans’s companion*
Henry: *is canonically dead ass called “my companion” by Hans himself*
Henry, canonically, in fucking public: “BUFFOON!!!”
Henry: *canonically saves Hans’s life and carries him home from battle. twice. thrice, if you count the bathhouse fist-fight with that one murderously jealous dude.*
Henry, as canonically spoken to by Hans the vast majority of the time: “oh henriiiiii??? oh blacksmith! Don’t you think thiiiis is an ENTIRELY nOHRmal tone of vOIce to use on your comPLETELY PLAHtonic friend? yeeeeeeeeeeees….?”
Henry, canonically, in fucking public x2: “scoot over, don’t want to trod on anything vital”
Henry, canonically, in fucking public x3: “Mind you don’t come to blows with a blacksmith, my young lord!” ;)
Henry, delivering a canonical dialogue lecture to a self-hating gay monk he’s known for approx. 5 minutes in 1403: “Don’t ever be ashamed of who you are, how you’re born is not your fault, you’re hurting NO ONE, LOVE yourself”
Henry: *~ anything for you, my lord ~*
WARHORSE: haha but no, he is completely heterosexual