i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

please share with us the secrets

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall? 

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G????? 

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

GHOST DOG

GHOST DOG

GHOST DOG

GHOST DOG

Basically when I first started working there the guide who was showing me around stopped with me in the library and said ‘Also so you know there’s the ghost of a dog in here so watch out’ and I was just like haha okay sure there is, but nope apparently there is an actual ghost dog. Like people come from those ghost websites to see the ghost dog (there’s a bird as well but who cares about ghost bird when there’s a ghost DOG), they ask me about it when I’m in the library. I’m not a disbeliever in ghosts but websites like that make me wonder if people started these rumours for good business, but EVERY older guide at the castle is 100% convinced they’ve seen or felt the ghost dog.

Apparently he sits in the library waiting for his owner to return to come find him after getting lost in a game of chase which is some real tv drama level of sadness, and every time I’m on library duty I always keep an eye out for him. If I see him shall I give him pats for you? I think he’ll be happy to know he has fans

pete wentz and that silly face he was always making

my plan for 2025 is to do things

another day at the time passing factory

Ill never stop blogging. I could become prime minister and youd still see me on here posting

When you start listening to a guy’s post-band breakup solo career… that’s when you’re fucked

alright i'm finally done with my day. time to like all your posts. form a single file line

raw dogging tumblr (I don't use queue)

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

ur fave is problematic: ryan ross

one time i couldnt stop thinking about how much i love him and i tripped up the stairs and it really hurt

has anyone else been getting stupider and worse or is it just me

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

It seems it was a crucial part of 2000s bands lore was to have horrible vans.