maybe romance is a place

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Art Deco teacup and saucer. Circa late 1920s.

I'm pretty sure you could drink coffee out of it as well.

this tweet has been rattling around my head all day like a pinball in a machine

JUSTIFIED S06E13 Original Air Date: April 14, 2015

Happy Passover from Rudy Giuliani

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

@deadpanwalking

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

happy 10 year anniversary!

get up in the evening and i ain’t got nothing to say i come home in the morning i go to bed feeling the same way i ain’t nothing but tired man i’m just tired and bored with myself hey there baby i could use just a little help you can’t start a fire you can’t start a fire without a spark this gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark messages keep getting clearer radio's on and i’m moving round the place i check my look in the mirror i wanna change my clothes my hair my face man i ain't getting nowhere i’m just living in a dump like this there's something happening somewhere baby i just know that there is you can’t start a fire you can’t start a fire without a spark this gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark you sit around getting older there's a joke here somewhere and it's on me i’ll shake this world off my shoulders come on baby the laugh's on me stay on the streets of this town and they'll be carving you up all right they say you gotta stay hungry hey baby i’m just about starving tonight i’m dying for some action i’m sick of sitting round here trying to write this book i need a love reaction come on now baby gimme just one look you can't start a fire sitting round crying over a broken heart this gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark you can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart this gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

This is so low priority in the grand scheme of things but idk how we’re expecting to host a World Cup or Olympics when you run the risk of being sent to El Salvador for whatever reasons these ICE goons see fit

Neil!!!