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@reshipped / reshipped.tumblr.com

Hey! My name is James i'm 22, from Sydney and studying ultrasounds :))))    INSTA - @JAMESMAIKLEM
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a-perplexing-puzzle

this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”

Quiz: you’ll find your true love in your 20’s

Me about to turn 25, single af, and haven’t talked to any guys in months:

1. @28 years old

2. My crush likes me

3. My butt LOL ohmygod

4. NO “CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A PARTNER” omg they knew!

5. “you will break 10 hearts” ok that’s a lot

6. “you already met them at school” OMFG REALLY

7. “you are stubborn” dude the results are killing me bc it’s hitting me dem hard!

8. “you have few experiences”

9. 3 times hmm I thought it was only wice but maybe I loved the other the last one too

10.  my love language is “words of affirmation” nice

11. passed the ult love test

all in all I love these

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egotistical-boi
  1. in my 30s
  2. Crush likes me back
  3. “My sense of humor” I appreciate that
  4. “My partner is not cheating” considering I’m single I’d hope not
  5. “I’ll break three hearts” I’m so sorry.
  6. “I will meet my soul mate on vacation” I have never been on vacation XD
  7. I’m a sweet lover
  8. “I’m a love master” …Yeah no lol
  9. “Found love three times” That’s. I don’t know if that’s accurate. Actually. It might be.
  10. “Words of Affirmation” definitely true
  11. “You would be a catch for almost anyone, although you have a couple places to improve.“ So I kind of passed, kind of didn’t XD

these were fun, y’all should try it

Quiz: Is your partner cheating?

My ass who has been single for ages:

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tiktokarchive

(gentle, calm purring)

(incoherent heavy breathing followed by just some Crazy licking to taste that shit)

(purring, again, but a little bit more curious this time)

bro remember when mad max happened. remember when max was treated like an animal and so behaved like one and saw himself as one and then he met a bunch of women who were all struggling to be seen as human too and they treated him with compassion and he was like “i would die for all of you then. good.” wtf 

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jarchivistsims

max being chained up and used for his blood at the start of the film then giving it freely at the end of it because he loves furiosa?????? giving her his name at last like a parting gift????? wtf!!!!!! we are not things!!!!!!!!!!

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