She’s So Handsome, Take Her Out Dancing

i love that the 3 most popular remus lupin ships display the dynamic "extremely dripped out goth/alternative baddie x boring english teacher"

okay SO

the idea for the Prince Barty x Scholar Evan fic

So Barty is a prince of whatever kingdom and Evan actually works as a scholar— ACTUALLY NO SCRATCH THAT HE WORKS AS A DOCTOR'S APPRENTICE

But the thing is Evan doesn't live in the castle, and when he is there, he's usually refined to the medical quarters, so he's never seen the prince in his life(or has he?)

he's only ever heard rumors of this prince

and then basically one night, Barty gets caught up in an assassination attempt and he's chased out of the castle, pretty badly injured, and stumbled into town

He bumps into Evan down a back alleyway, and Evan being very intrigued by how in the living fuck Barty was still able to walk, let alone run with his injuries, takes Barty home and takes care of him, nursing him back to health

BUT OFC BARTY CAN'T JUST UP AND SAY HE'S THE FUCKING PRINCE, Especially not with people out to kill him, so he lies and gives Evan the name "Barty" or "Art", short for Bartemius(which is what he's always referred to as, when he's a prince)

And so Barty manages to worm his way into living with Evan

(after this is the rest of the plot and possible spoilers if I write this)

I LOVE FOAMING HAND SOAP!!!!!!

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

Would y’all read a short sparsely updated fic where Remus is a time traveler from modern times who keeps running into immortal Sirius?

Cause I wrote the first interaction and I like it :)

It would be a series of interactions, only when they are near each other, the other stuff would be hinted at (unless you guys want something else) and it would be over a span of years.

So, Sirius is Gaul originally and ages really slowly, like some ancient, royal vampire thing idk, I came up with this like half an hour ago and wrote it almost immediately, and Remus is just an 11yo kid from 2017 who found a cool thing on his dads desk and thought it was a fidget spinner (he gets less modernised later).

(Also remus is disabled and has to deal with what that means in medieval times)

(This is an indulgence of me wanting to put them in different situations)

Yeah.

I will be making promotion post so ignore me for a while

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YES FAE AND SO FAR IT IS VERY GOOD

YES PLEASE

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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

i really think this tweet is onto something

#exact same opinion but in my experience plenty of the children are over the age of 24 as well

I love how every time likeafunerall drops new art we collectively freak out, it’s in such good taste and I’m so proud of us

Always wanted to make one of these