Reblogged shoggoth-the-bitch
If you talk to me I WILL explode
Reblogged octopus-defence-squad
I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.
Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies
I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up
Reblogged lazy-klown
Reblogged were-wolverine
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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My friends reaction to RvB season 2
I forgot to post this the other day lmao
- I told him Church is Jewish and he said “so he’s circumcised”
- “I’m ready for season 2 of chucker”
- He likes Doc which I knew he would
- “He wants Tucker to operate his switch”
- “His switch just has to be big enough for Tucker”
- “They give each other piggyback rides…”
- He is so down bad for chucker omg. Honestly this is the greatest day of my life. I never expected this is how this would play out but I’m so happy it is
- I told him that chucker is called Doomed Yaoi in the fandom and he finds that very funny
- He cheered when Doc said he “specialized in psychology!”
- He’s coming around on grimmons “they are pretty domestic, I don’t ship it but I see it”
- He said he’s noticed that everyone is just criminally unobservant
- He finds Vic very creepy
- He wants Doc to have all the happiness in the world
- He just said “is Caboose their(church and Tucker) younger brother or their child that they’re raising together”
- Closing thoughts: he’s glad red team and blue team are working together now and he wants more chucker
I’m not sure when we’ll watch season 3 but I will keep y’all updated on how it goes lol
Reblogged ceaseless-rambler
i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
Reblogged yamada-ryo
I don't necessarily agree with this but it has such a mathematical quality to it somehow
A single person is just the trivial polycule.
Reblogged averagemrfox
Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from.
Reblogged octopus-defence-squad
i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow
i was laying on my Fucking Cat
sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me
THEY'RE RATIOING ME IN MY TUMBLRS
Yo! Autistic-fuckwad!!! I saw you on Pinterest once!!!
YOURE TELLING ME THEY PUT ME ON PINTEREST???
this post keeps getting funnier sometimes. its such an amalgam. yes my name is Autistic Fuckwad
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smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure
hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy
showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function
i misspelled hindrance real bad, guys
this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I've been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I'm somebody's autistic dad
pov i turn to you in between sets
yeah no sorry I can't go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I'm just nosey
no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america
listen I'm sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn't there umm no I'm not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I've been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn't stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas
pov you are my captive audience