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Not gonna lie I kinda hate the compulsion in fandom to shove every relationship into rigid definition boxes. Every relationship is either parent-child, siblings or romantic. Come on. Relationships are so much more complex than that. Do you at least have friends.
can we reintroduce “disturbing” back into the popular lexicon in place of most uses of “traumatizing”
“This experience puts me in a worse mental state and my well-being will be compromised…”
• Annoyance: "...not really, I just don't like it and will sort it out as soon as I can." ("It was raining and while I'm wearing a good raincoat I got some water droplets on my glasses.")
in case you have a bag or a hat or a jean jacket or something that is not silly enough, i have these buttons in my shop 🥗🍔🥯☕🍩🍗🥞
My sibling sent me this, some usamerican right wing freak pretending to be australian on twitter lol
AAAAAAH there's more. Absolute drongo
some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.
secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies
reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly
pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering
Imagine if a hog saw this
Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying
The Israeli occupation killed my close friend three days ago. The Israeli occupation killed him, his twin children, and his wife. It killed his entire family. I cannot believe that I buried him and his children with my own hands. I never imagined that I would live through this day. They were erased from the civil registry in seconds. Please, I don’t want this to happen to me and my family. We want to get out of here as soon as possible. Please donate and help us get out of Gaza.
the funniest thing about the current ultimate marvel line is that. okay so for the most part, despite the changes, most of the characters are still pretty recognizable. spider-man is older and has kids, but he's clearly still spider-man. hulk is an evil spiritualist, but he's still clearly hulk. storm still has weather powers, armor still has armor, kraven is still the hunter. and then cyclops is a japanese teenage girl.
You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.
To those curious some other keystone library species include:
—the retirees who’ve read more murder mysteries than I’ve had hot meals
—the paperback romance girlies (gender neutral) who check out every single bodice ripper the second it hits the shelves
—the dads very slowly making their way through a ‘1001 movies to see before you die’ list
—the one-man criterion collection who checks out like, three movies per day and brings them back the next. (TV series are only a minor roadblock.)
—kids who like Minecraft
---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song
getting a note on a super old post
reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind
