hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

ET ON RESSORT LE CHAMPAGNE 🎉🎉🎉

Crédit : Sandrine Deloffre qui le met gracieusement à disposition (https://bsky.app/profile/sandrine2loffre.bsky.social)

Et aussi une excellente opportunité pour rappeler que JEAN MARIE LEPEN EST MORT.

Toujours utile de faire un rappel.

Get fucked Marine Le Pen.

Let’s fucking gooooooooooo

Moi je dis jamais deux sans trois. Le vieux au cimetière, la fille en taule et non-éligible, je propose que Jordan ait aussi son moment de déchéance assez rapidement.

like to charge, reblog to cast or something 🤞

just to ease my followers

oh hell yeah you’re absolutely right

What a lad

I LOVE his buddy who stands behind him to be his extra leg when he does the jive like they have CLEARLY COORDINATED THAT BEFORE

I missed it at first, but his buddy who does the leg movement doesn't have an arm, so the guy without a leg does the arm movement for him. They ABSOLUTELY have done this before lol

it has been years and this still remains the most meaningful advice i have ever read. every time i'm editing my own writing and getting really fed up with it, i stop bashing my face in and just think about this. "You hate the most valuable thing about your art." my writing is supposed to read like i wrote it! because i did! i should be happy to have my own voice and style! ugh thank you forever to this tweet fr

x

[Image of text saying,

Some AAVE speakers pluralize 'child' as 'childrens'. People get racist about this ("It's already plural!"), but 'children' actually comes from Middle English speakers doing the same thing: slapping their plural marker on word already pluralized by an extinct plural marker.

To oversimplify: in Old English, 'childer' ('ċildra') was the plural of 'child' ('ċild'). Middle English developed an '-en' plural marker, which we see in 'oxen'. Instead of updating to 'childen', people slapped their preferred '-en' onto the end of 'childer' - so now we have 'child-er-en'. AAVE carries on this tradition with 'child-er-en-s'.

"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.

End ID.]

HEY

For all you WONDERFUL FIC WRITERS who made the mistake of following me

LOOK AT THIS

I- I didn’t realize this but it’s so true

I’ve had these thoughts, too. Universe really said, “Hey! You need to see this” 😳

great minds think of dykes

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.