A suspiciously stingray-shaped patch of sand

Do whatever you gotta do to make sure you can tell your grandkids good stuff when they ask you what you did during the historic times you lived through

yeah the joke is funny but it’s actually really sad that people who are struggling can’t be candid about experiencing suicidality without threat of incarceration. and that the role ‘mental health’ professionals play in enforcing state policy is so normalised that everyone in these comments finds it funny. what kind of fucked up system insists that those deemed mentally ill must be subjected to therapy and then can’t even allow those trying to glean whatever small benefits are possible, to be genuine and talk about their real feelings?

also what’s particularly horrible is the self confessed therapist saying that ‘y’all ain’t slick’ as if incarcerating people and subjecting them to state violence is funny. fucking man…

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

whatever. go my scallops

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

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This breaks the record of Strom Thurmond, segregationist asshole senator from South Carolina, who spoke for over 24 hours in a futile attempt to kill the 1957 Civil Rights Act.

HE DID NOTHING. It was political grandstanding. Theater.

Stop falling for this bullshit like he actually did anything but flap his fucking useless mouth.

HES A FUCKING SELLOUT.

I just generally think that if more "mental health advocates" actually experienced institutionalization at a psychiatric facility they would stop advocating for people to be put in them. Far too many of them are actively as bad as asylums "back in the day" and the ones that are better aren't THAT much better. As it turns out, robbing someone who is already going through severe mental distress of their autonomy and shoving them in a place filled with strangers who treat them as a potential threat and are constantly monitoring them is not actually conducive to mental healing.

hate how the moderate liberal position is "trans people can play sports as long as they don't ever win"

every single liberal is like "haha you complete fucking idiot! you think trans women are dominating at sports! check this out! *pulls up example of trans women losing at sports* checkmate, conservatives", up until the exact moment that a trans woman is good, heaven forbid. then suddenly they don't have an argument anymore and they're just like "hmm. shit dude. maybe you probably shouldn't compete actually. your joy and success is really making us feel uncomfortable"

Post like you're a character who vanished under mysterious circumstances in a puzzle game

What a great day to be alive! My favorite numbers are 4857, in that order. If I had a safe I would make this my password

crashing my car into yours really really gently & slowly like a cat headbutting your legs for pats

These are the same image

exactly like this.

you hear a loud scrape. silence. you hear a loud scrape. you look outside to where your car is parked on the street in front of your place. i am in my sedan nuzzling your car: scrape. i put the car in reverse & back up 5 feet. i nuzzle your car again: loud scrape. my car has cat ears on the roof & i modified the muffler to sound like purring