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Brittany (she/her), 32, Southern California. Dog Blog: @asmodeus-poodle

It's an important day... Neil has been banging out those tunes for 19 years now! Updated version of this as prints available here under Home Goods > Wall Art!

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dire wolf drama has led me to learning that one of the most major anatomical differences between them and all living canids is that they had Massive Dick Bones indicating their swinger lifestyle

Oh yeah, one of my favorite thing at the tar pits museum was seeing one mounted with its baculum! you NEVER see that in museums, they usually don't mount specimens with it!

Seriously, the tar pits are the best thing in LA.

Prev, re: your tags…. I want to know about the mastodon having an existential crisis at the la brea tar pits

WHO thought it'd be a good idea to make a statue of a mastodon actively dying in tar while her mate and child look on

WHO thought it would be a good idea to give the baby this facial expression?

The male looks on, impassive. This is not the first wife he's lost to the tar pit, and she won't be the last. Such is the way of the tar.

But the baby???

This is his first encounter with death. Nothing is ever going to be the same again. He and his mother scream silently against the LA skyline. They've been screaming since 1968, and they will continue to scream until they decay into the tar, collapsing into their inevitable destiny.

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Tracklist:

Intro: I Switched My Robot Off • Ascension • Strobelite • Saturnz Barz • Momentz • Interlude: The Non-Conformist Oath • Submission • Charger • Interlude: Elevator Going Up • Andromeda • Busted and Blue • Interlude: Talk Radio • Carnival • Let Me Out • Interlude: Penthouse • Sex Murder Party • She's My Collar • Interlude: The Elephant • Hallelujah Money • We Got the Power • Interlude: New World • The Apprentice • Halfway to the Halfway House • Out of Body • Ticker Tape • Circle of Friendz

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