hey sonic the hedgehog is in here

you are the weakest twink goodbye

incredible how associating a song with your blorbos can transform it from a skip to being on repeat

a watched dog never dies

doesthepotboil.com

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

they're on a video conference

begging small indie musicians to post lyrics to their songs because with all the love in my heart 🫶i dont know what ur saying🫶 and no one else can tell me 🫶

my favorite fire emblem villager by far

2000's walkman study

“It’s not that wet” 

(via)

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

shadow and maria deserve the world

*trying to flirt but unable to put together words in a normal way* Girl I Can Be Ur Minimap