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no one talks about how ocd has updates. like you'll "get over" one thing and then a brand new horror arises because you happened to be stressed one day
Fever dreams
Sleeping on that damn mattress all those fics are talking about
hes actually so awesome
everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7
imagine looking in your rear view mirror and you just see this
That'd be pretty bonkers.
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The axe/shotgun: this is still the same tool for chopping firewood, but with a cartridge amplifier.
Item: axe that uses shotgun cartridges to add power to its strikes
it’s so deeply sad that helly probably longs to be a bush girl but helena absolutely keeps that thing bald as hell
alright. i have to make an amendment. helena longs to be a bush girl as well. there. i’ve said it. she’s pressured herself into the waxings the same way she was pressured to undergo severance.
she’s locked herself into a life of complete restraint. you’ve seen her with that boiled egg. swimming those laps like a robot. it makes me sick. my darling longs for a huge sandwich. full bush in a bikini. floating freely in the ocean.
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