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HHIIHI HELLO!!
sjjdjd ok Soo I haven't done an introduction..so hehe I guess this is one then?
@sailingseals / sailingseals.tumblr.com
THANKS YOU TO @cheeesecakee FRO GIFITJNGME THIS!!2!2!#!*;;$+#!**;$!#!#!!*!#!
SO COOOL UHHEHHSJWJABBSIMSOBBING
Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!
Ty for the tag @theflyingfin ❤️✨🥺
The name was inspired by other people that have the name user and sewis came from my love for two of the goats in f1 and whatever they got going on between them 👀
thank you for the tag hannah 🥺💋
it’s basically XNDA (which is lewis’s pseudonym when he did the song with christina aguilera) + the number 8 and this part is pretty obvious 🤭
tagging: @aotymidnights @starlightiing @drb10 @darlingnemesis @kayfabeoutcold @chaosinstigator @verdemint (absolutely no pressure 🥰)
thanks for the tag ro 💋
drb10 -> dr(daniel ricciardo) + rb10 (red bull 2014 car). changed it from my old ass username to this after september 2024 —yeah bc of THAT, he got me into the sport so he deserved a shoutout in my username. And rb10 bc thats the car he and seb drove during their one year together 🙂↕️.
tagging: @seb-boo @ill-procastinato @hellohallowedhalo @threecheers-forsweetrevenge @eirianerisdar (no pressure)
Thank you for the tag miaaa :D
ill procrastinato - after charles' nickname 'il predestinato', but a modification that fits my habits 🤪
Fun fact, i used to support him when I joined F1 in 2023, when he got his first pole in Baku? Yeah that one. That was special to me 🙂↕️
I FORGOT TO TAG PPL LMFAO HOLD
omg hi a new interaction :33
DUDE IDK
so it’s a wordplay on the famous movieline ‘honey, i’m home!’ , but i am, in fact, a homosexual, so, its is now honey one homeOSEXUAL (ik ik im a genius, hold the applaus for a bit longer tho)
i was wracking my brain, cause my username before this was fandom specific, but i wasn’t in the fandom anymore, and i just remember eating at this chinese restaurant w family and sneaking off to the toilet to change my user cause i had an epiphany
uhhhhhh @cryptkeepersshadow @epaulando
Mines less exciting/referencey
Basically I go by crypt bcs I'm like all emo and shit
I used to be really into like dark gothic stories/poetry and darker stuff, also my birthdays Halloween and my mums a goth
But anyway crypt made me think cryptkeeper
And then that was taken (fuck you 😤)
And then I was watching Peter pan and I was like FUCKING WAIT THE FUCKING MCFUCK THING THE SHADOW
And that's the story of how cryptkeepersshadow came to be
i made the account while doing the number two and was panicking so i just did the closest thing on my right, which was a roll of toilet paper
ermmmm @zen-llama and @arkhaichno no pressure ofc!
THANKS FOR TAG!!
i use zenllama like,,, literally everywhere on every platform 😭 it came from a reaaalllyy old profile photo one of my friends had that was a llama doing yoga, i thought it was a vibe lmao
I got tagged!! (;゚∇゚)
Thank you!
I don't think there's much to say about my username, lol. I've changed it so many times before my current one. I think I'm sticking with my current one for a long while, tho :]
Anyways, basically, my name has some z's in it, and I was trying to find a way to stick with that. Started messing around with different phrases, and here we are :P
No pressure tags :D (going to try not to double tag)
Omg I got tagged 👁??? I chose Nagisa because of the mimic roblox game! I love their design sm!! @ivormybeloved @dragonbma @dingdawny
wOAH.. I saw that people on tiktok or YouTube would name themselves "[name]mybeloved." Also, I had a thing on discord where I would change my username based on my favorite character so about a year ago I changed my discord name and soon started a Tumblr acc. I was gonna change it, but it stuck. :]
@br0ken-camera @ap0calypticdrag0n @pankakeperformer @whataboutsimple (no pressure :])
mine was because I liked the pun with pancake and me being pansexual but I changed the c to a k to differentiate myself and then I added performer at the end cause I'm a theatre kid
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well chester sounds more like jester which is why I changed it to that from asher. HOWEVER asher has quite the backstory behind it so I’ll share. So. Wayyy back when in my first suicidal period of my life, or more like AFTER it, I got really attached to the symbolism of the pheonix. And what do they rise from? Ashe-s. So yeah. Also the name/similar to the name of a psychologist or something I dont remember
Tagging moots with interesting usernames ig
OH WOW OH OKAYS..aND ILL TAG (Not Forcing :D!!!) @nurukiki @acidk4t @specterofyou @cheeesecakee @whaterbeam @happypot0001 @boxxie-does-art
So hms it's really simple!! I just like seals and for the sailing part..I was thinking on what other word would sound good with seals so I got sailing!!! Because sailing seals definitely make sense!!!
{If Our Wonderland was created(EDITED??) by a Gen Z/Alpha}
[§Arc 5: Orlam's Part/route§]
(This is all jokes and for funnsy)
Context;
As our asexual omega protagonist, Iggy Maxwell the fifth, and his two tough alphas went inside the cannibalistic rizzler's castle after many sacrifices of betas like General Furry of Dress to Impress.
(R.I.P Jerry no-testicles 2022-2025)
However, as the three divas entered the rizzler's chambers, they were confronted by his dogs and STANKINESS 💀.
NAWWWWWW……I’m not done with this little orange twink. Imagine. IMAGINE. bro picks you up at the club. you are MODERATELY DRUNK but sober enough to consent bc like the GENTLEMAN BRO IS he would make sure of that.
but imagine you get into this SMOOTH TALKER’S EXPENSIVE ASS CAR and he pulls some shit like “Apologies, darling. I have a collection of relaxing yet invigorating tunes that I play whilst I operate this vehicle. Only the highest caliber symphonies, I assure you. Is that all right with you?”
and you nod yes and bro would LAUGH and go “Excellent.”
and you sit there. and You wait. as he pulls out his phone of a model that probably won’t be out for another 2 years and pulls up spotify. And you wait for the song to start as he pushes a button to turn on the car.
10 seconds later GANGNAM STYLE starts blasting through the speakers at such a CRISP level you think you’re at a Psy concert yourself
and this dude has the gall to LAUGH. AGAIN. HE LAUGHS IN DOLLAR SIGNS.
“Let’s get going, shall we?”
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THIS TWINK
and if that song didn’t give you whiplash. MAROON 5 COMES ON AFTER.
WE HAVE TO LAUNCH THIS MFER INTO THE SUN.
THIS IS SO MUCH???
I have tears in my eyes...