green soap

The trick is to be more curious than you're scared.

i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part

It Could Happen To You: mediocre tv show with baffling politics has really compelling characters in it

a watched dog never dies

doesthepotboil.com

Me: yeah in the future we make fun of hipsters again. But we don't call them that, we call them "guys into stomp clap hey" and joke about how they like mediocre overpriced burgers and make podcasts

The 2010s fandom blogger I time traveled to, visibly shaking: can we please go back to that thing you said about destiel

Literally everyone's soul just left their body after this announcement... i cant with this shit

I may have attempted to draw on Animal Jam again

As you can see from the icons on the left, this is, ahem, a very professional drawing program....

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

is this a good sign

Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

when the wifi says "connected without internet" how about i fucking kill you

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion