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i suffer from rage blackouts

@salaciouscrumbb / salaciouscrumbb.tumblr.com

lauren. 30s. she/her. no minors, please.

ms latour i can’t date nearly anyone at this concert, they’re all like 10+ years younger than me

pop girlie: dress like it’s a y2k popular kid rave!

me: best i can do is vampire rave.

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tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

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