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salt @ shanes b@lls

@salt-n-salt / salt-n-salt.tumblr.com

21 | she/her | 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 | COMMS: closed! my two fav things r superman and shane (s-squared). what more could a girl need .. feel free to drop me an sdv request in my inbox !! my tip jar !!! : salt-n-salt's Ko-fi
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Get Kenny away from me please.

I love him I really do but good god that underwear is atrocious and it somehow became canon.

@salt-n-salt still can't believe you made this underwear canon to his character.

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everybody please thank crunchy for his service to kendall nation we would not have canon kendall undies if not for crunchys service say thank you

#a peek into the kendall underwear drawer#everyone please don’t be jealous of Kendall’s bomb underwear im sure he’s willing to share#farmer kendall#sdv#stardew valley
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Whatever be free my scarabs.

Farmer Callum belongs to @oorangesoda

Farmer Beau belongs to @fuerrziah

Farmer Kendall belongs to @salt-n-salt

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JUST EXPLODED EVERYWHERE BYEEEE THE ANGELS DESCENDED TO TAKE ME AWAY BYEEE 😍👋

#WHATS HE LOOKING LIKE A DELICIOUS BADDIE FOR 🙈🙈🙈 EEEHEEEHEEE#he would somehow get the job#get demoted#get demoted again#earn worst employee#and get fired all in one day#love to think that hit either trimmed his own or shanes hair and stuck it to his arms w glue to achieve the look#ONE FLEX AND ITS OVER FOR HIMMMM POP THOSE SEAMSSSSS PLEASEEEE#that was a moment of weakness i apologize#crunchy when i get u crunchy when i get u crunchy#everyone looks so baddylicious here ok vogue#um so anyway phone background 😍😍#sdv#stardew valley#farmer kendall#farmer callum#farmer beau
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fuerrziah asked:

HII gosh I love your art style so much, big fan of the way you draw Elliott. Feel free to doodle my guy if you want to and have no ideas :3(also he's big fan of cross stitching, just dropping doodle idea here..)

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darticous answered:

WHAT HELLO I LOVE BEAU SO MUCH!!1! I have seen your farmer before and the first time I did I instantly fell in love... I've said it before and I'll say it again LONG HAIR IS MY WEAKNESS!!!

I had the idea that maybe elliott isn't so good at making cross-stitch art as beau is so he tries to teach him.. lol

hope it's okay! 😵‍💫🩷

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#TEWWWWWWW GOOOOOOOOOOODDDD#huffing and sweating rn#sdv#stardew valley#farmer beau
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HERE HE IS! THE GUY EVER.

Come get your son @salt-n-salt. Come get your well-meaning himbo boy.

Also gonna call you @oorangesoda because I edited the final picture and now Callum's winking. No real difference but enough for me.

And this is how it's looking so far.... now for my hardest challenge yet...Atlas.

No joke, I started with this man and now I'm ending with this man. Like goddam there is literally nobody to blame but myself and I'm still like "How did we get here?". I love him tho, nothing serious...just curls...you'll see soon enough. Hell maybe even tonight if I put my nose to the grindstone.

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THATS MY CIRCUS AND THATS MY MONKEY !! 🙈 HIS WINK IS TOO POWERFUL IM CRUMBLING .. u treat my silly monkey far better than i do crunchy oh Kenny .. im gonna lose u in a court custody battle .. i love that it looks like cal and Ken r winking at each other what do they know that I don’t

#u made him a pretty boy oh my .. he can use those eyelashes as weapons sir ur beauty is so radiant ..#I also love the idea of kendall in a hat too fucking cute bro GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA#(my shirt explodes into a million pieces and as does my tank beneath)#im gonna think abt pretty boy kendall so hard ill throw up thank u crunchy im gonna swim out into the ocean#farmer kendall
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