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@samuraionyourmom

She/He • Bungo Stray Dogs is all I really post about. Maybe a random thought about other things once in a while if I get the braincell • Matching w/ @galaxystardust7

I just remembered I never really made an intro for this blog. So here is is!

Hello! This is my main account and I usually post about BSD related topics. Like, almost exclusively. I write some fanfiction as well, which you can find my account here. I draw from time to time, but it's not very consistent.

My other blogs are RP accounts, so if you're interested in that, these are them:

@boltsnbandages - Android Dazai RP

@babybandages - Child Dazai RP

@princeofthesheep - Child Chuuya RP

Pov: You have food and Goosamu REALLY wants it.

Goosamu by: @originalartblog

He is trying his absolutely hardest to look cute right now. He is not menace. He is just a little goose. So hungry. So starved. Please.

Gives him a fry, Gives him a fry, Gives him a fry,

I have learned nothing

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WARNED YOU OF THIS. DO NOT GIVE HIM FRY. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY HIS CUTE FACE.

This is what happens. He's taken the whole thing. He has no remorse. Look as he waddles away with triumph. Hear his honks of glee.

Rocket Launcher has brought a gift for you! A strange earth orb! It seems it desires for you to do something with it...

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if i throw it will the earth explode...? just a precaution...

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Ah, no, it will not. This is a normal earth ball. This is not one of its home planet's objects. Completely safe. If it is blue, though, DO NOT THROW. IT WILL ACTIVATE A BLACK HOLE AND SUCK EVERYTHING WE KNOW INTO IT.

WHAT'RE THEY CREATING IN THE OTHER WORLDS WHY IS THE BLUE ONE DESTRUCTIVE.?? i think i'll just roll it around for now until i know what to do with it,..

They were created for The War.

oh. understandable have a nice day. is this why no one wages war on other planets...?

Ye. The Great Galatic War changed everything, but now there's a peace treaty across most of the universe. Rocket Launcher's and The Gleepglorper's species still hate each other, though. Very big rivals. That's why it's so important that they be kept separate. They will fight.

Rocket Launcher has brought a gift for you! A strange earth orb! It seems it desires for you to do something with it...

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if i throw it will the earth explode...? just a precaution...

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Ah, no, it will not. This is a normal earth ball. This is not one of its home planet's objects. Completely safe. If it is blue, though, DO NOT THROW. IT WILL ACTIVATE A BLACK HOLE AND SUCK EVERYTHING WE KNOW INTO IT.

WHAT'RE THEY CREATING IN THE OTHER WORLDS WHY IS THE BLUE ONE DESTRUCTIVE.?? i think i'll just roll it around for now until i know what to do with it,..

They were created for The War.

Rocket Launcher has brought a gift for you! A strange earth orb! It seems it desires for you to do something with it...

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if i throw it will the earth explode...? just a precaution...

Avatar

Ah, no, it will not. This is a normal earth ball. This is not one of its home planet's objects. Completely safe. If it is blue, though, DO NOT THROW. IT WILL ACTIVATE A BLACK HOLE AND SUCK EVERYTHING WE KNOW INTO IT.

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[[ you guys should check out my ... my wanted poster.... my intro post...... i spent so long on it....

and also tell me if anything's wrong i can't tell,,, ]]

BRO IT LOOKS SO GOOD. Makes me want to do something similar for my own rp blogs... but alas, I am too lazy.

I will now munch on this for a good while. Delicious food. Yummy. Divine.

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[[ THANK YOU!!!! i would suggest it because it was so fun but also SO TIME CONSUMING…

i was gonna draw the images myself but i decided against it because it’d never get done,,,

btw sorry for responding once to that thing and never again i have been so busy and i think i lost track of like 4 different rps today … I’LL GET IT TOMORROW TRUST i’m just so tired + have a crazy headache 💔 ]]

Take your time. I don't mind waiting. Do whatever you need to do, man, really. Take care of yourself first. I could wait a month and still be chill. I am in no rush lol.

Also I have healed you of your headache via the power of my cat. Look at him.

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[[ you guys should check out my ... my wanted poster.... my intro post...... i spent so long on it....

and also tell me if anything's wrong i can't tell,,, ]]

BRO IT LOOKS SO GOOD. Makes me want to do something similar for my own rp blogs... but alas, I am too lazy.

I will now munch on this for a good while. Delicious food. Yummy. Divine.

Heard you were looking for a crab. Thoughts on this little creature?

(I have never drawn a crab before so I apologize if it looks bad lol)

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THE CRUSTACIAN

how big is he compared to a penny…

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It is small enough to fit comfortably in your hand. Very tinie tiny crustacean.

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good thing i have a very hand sized hand. MINE!!!!

now i have to let the people decide its name…

The crustacean is very happy to have been chosen. It looks forward to its new life with you.

I bring you this photo of my very high cat. He just lays there and stares. He's very high on pain meds right now.

He needs constant attention because he felt abandoned when we took him to the vet. I have to be quick when I go to the bathroom otherwise he gets upset and starts yelling for me. He is very very affectionate right now.

(Might bother you with my baby Dazai blog soon now that I've thrown my baby Chuuya at you...)

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how DARE you leave to go to the bathroom. YOU ARE CLEARLY AN UNFIT OWNER GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!!!!!

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He is quite content with me as his owner, actually. He brought me his favorite mouse toy as a gift and demanded pets as a reward for his excellent hunt. I, of course, gave them to him immediately, and now he purrs happily in my lap. He also just likes women more than men.

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checkmate. i’m AGENDER….. he will like me because i’m a part of the WOKE MOB… pushing my gay agenda… (trans. agenda. i guess)

He's actually kinda homophobic. He doesn't like it when me and my girlfriend kiss. But that might just be because he gets jealous and wants all of my attention for himself. He also has a very strong hatred for sleeves and other cloth materials that go on arms, so I don't know how he'd react to your bandages. He attacks on sight whenever sleeves are in range.

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i don’t fw homophobes and i quite like my bandages…. you can keep him…..

Yeah that's probably for the best. You do not want him. He is very needy. He also likes to announce that he caught his mouse toy (aptly named Mousie) in the middle of the night. We call it "singing" or "services for the cult of mousie." His mom does it too but with her ball toys. That is the "cult of ball." It is very noisy at night. They will only stop if you get up and pet them and tell them they did a good job with their hunt.

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my cat shadowfang does this too… but recently he keeps losing the spring he ‘catches’ so he just STANDS THERE?

i sleep in my office a lot so. it is VERY LOUD because he’s practically RIGHT IN MY EAR!!!

The things we do for our creatures. They are very cute though so they get away with it. Anyway have more pictures of Steve. And his mom, Natasha (We call her Tasha).

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STEVE AND TASHA!!!!

i forgive them for being homophobic / transphobic / whatever else kind of phobic. (i’m assuming tasha is like her son…..)

Steve is Tasha's son. I witnessed his birth. He was born on the floor even though there was a perfect good little nook we made for Tasha to have her babies. Steve has 4 siblings.

Baby picture of Steve. Brand new. Fresh out the oven. He was the firstborn, which is why he's named Steve. It's a reference to Steve Rogers AKA Captain America, the First Avenger.

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i meant like as in alike!!! like tasha is similar to her son!!!

BABY STEVE IS SO CUTE!!!! has he seen the minecraft movie trailor. you should show it to him.

They are similar in some ways. Tasha is much dumber than her son, though. Extremely dumb. She likes to bathe things like the couch for like 20 minutes until it's damp. They both like the brush against things a lot. Tasha is not homophobic though. She loves all humans. You can simply exist near her and she will purr.

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i fw non homophobes…. and dumb cats are funny….

GIVE HER TO ME NOW!!!!!

She is quite large. Like fat. And she doesn't like to be picked up. And she loves to run into people's legs as a sign of affection like a bowling ball. She also hates fake nails and will try to bite them off. She will lick you until it feels like she's gotten to your bones. She used to be a stray. These are some of the many traits she has.

Big.

I bring you this photo of my very high cat. He just lays there and stares. He's very high on pain meds right now.

He needs constant attention because he felt abandoned when we took him to the vet. I have to be quick when I go to the bathroom otherwise he gets upset and starts yelling for me. He is very very affectionate right now.

(Might bother you with my baby Dazai blog soon now that I've thrown my baby Chuuya at you...)

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how DARE you leave to go to the bathroom. YOU ARE CLEARLY AN UNFIT OWNER GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!!!!!

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He is quite content with me as his owner, actually. He brought me his favorite mouse toy as a gift and demanded pets as a reward for his excellent hunt. I, of course, gave them to him immediately, and now he purrs happily in my lap. He also just likes women more than men.

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checkmate. i’m AGENDER….. he will like me because i’m a part of the WOKE MOB… pushing my gay agenda… (trans. agenda. i guess)

He's actually kinda homophobic. He doesn't like it when me and my girlfriend kiss. But that might just be because he gets jealous and wants all of my attention for himself. He also has a very strong hatred for sleeves and other cloth materials that go on arms, so I don't know how he'd react to your bandages. He attacks on sight whenever sleeves are in range.

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i don’t fw homophobes and i quite like my bandages…. you can keep him…..

Yeah that's probably for the best. You do not want him. He is very needy. He also likes to announce that he caught his mouse toy (aptly named Mousie) in the middle of the night. We call it "singing" or "services for the cult of mousie." His mom does it too but with her ball toys. That is the "cult of ball." It is very noisy at night. They will only stop if you get up and pet them and tell them they did a good job with their hunt.

[POST]

my cat shadowfang does this too… but recently he keeps losing the spring he ‘catches’ so he just STANDS THERE?

i sleep in my office a lot so. it is VERY LOUD because he’s practically RIGHT IN MY EAR!!!

The things we do for our creatures. They are very cute though so they get away with it. Anyway have more pictures of Steve. And his mom, Natasha (We call her Tasha).

[POST]

STEVE AND TASHA!!!!

i forgive them for being homophobic / transphobic / whatever else kind of phobic. (i’m assuming tasha is like her son…..)

Steve is Tasha's son. I witnessed his birth. He was born on the floor even though there was a perfect good little nook we made for Tasha to have her babies. Steve has 4 siblings.

Baby picture of Steve. Brand new. Fresh out the oven. He was the firstborn, which is why he's named Steve. It's a reference to Steve Rogers AKA Captain America, the First Avenger.

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i meant like as in alike!!! like tasha is similar to her son!!!

BABY STEVE IS SO CUTE!!!! has he seen the minecraft movie trailor. you should show it to him.

They are similar in some ways. Tasha is much dumber than her son, though. Extremely dumb. She likes to bathe things like the couch for like 20 minutes until it's damp. They both like the brush against things a lot. Tasha is not homophobic though. She loves all humans. You can simply exist near her and she will purr.

I bring you this photo of my very high cat. He just lays there and stares. He's very high on pain meds right now.

He needs constant attention because he felt abandoned when we took him to the vet. I have to be quick when I go to the bathroom otherwise he gets upset and starts yelling for me. He is very very affectionate right now.

(Might bother you with my baby Dazai blog soon now that I've thrown my baby Chuuya at you...)

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[POST]

how DARE you leave to go to the bathroom. YOU ARE CLEARLY AN UNFIT OWNER GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!!!!!

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He is quite content with me as his owner, actually. He brought me his favorite mouse toy as a gift and demanded pets as a reward for his excellent hunt. I, of course, gave them to him immediately, and now he purrs happily in my lap. He also just likes women more than men.

[POST]

checkmate. i’m AGENDER….. he will like me because i’m a part of the WOKE MOB… pushing my gay agenda… (trans. agenda. i guess)

He's actually kinda homophobic. He doesn't like it when me and my girlfriend kiss. But that might just be because he gets jealous and wants all of my attention for himself. He also has a very strong hatred for sleeves and other cloth materials that go on arms, so I don't know how he'd react to your bandages. He attacks on sight whenever sleeves are in range.

[POST]

i don’t fw homophobes and i quite like my bandages…. you can keep him…..

Yeah that's probably for the best. You do not want him. He is very needy. He also likes to announce that he caught his mouse toy (aptly named Mousie) in the middle of the night. We call it "singing" or "services for the cult of mousie." His mom does it too but with her ball toys. That is the "cult of ball." It is very noisy at night. They will only stop if you get up and pet them and tell them they did a good job with their hunt.

[POST]

my cat shadowfang does this too… but recently he keeps losing the spring he ‘catches’ so he just STANDS THERE?

i sleep in my office a lot so. it is VERY LOUD because he’s practically RIGHT IN MY EAR!!!

The things we do for our creatures. They are very cute though so they get away with it. Anyway have more pictures of Steve. And his mom, Natasha (We call her Tasha).

[POST]

STEVE AND TASHA!!!!

i forgive them for being homophobic / transphobic / whatever else kind of phobic. (i’m assuming tasha is like her son…..)

Steve is Tasha's son. I witnessed his birth. He was born on the floor even though there was a perfect good little nook we made for Tasha to have her babies. Steve has 4 siblings.

Baby picture of Steve. Brand new. Fresh out the oven. He was the firstborn, which is why he's named Steve. It's a reference to Steve Rogers AKA Captain America, the First Avenger.

I bring you this photo of my very high cat. He just lays there and stares. He's very high on pain meds right now.

He needs constant attention because he felt abandoned when we took him to the vet. I have to be quick when I go to the bathroom otherwise he gets upset and starts yelling for me. He is very very affectionate right now.

(Might bother you with my baby Dazai blog soon now that I've thrown my baby Chuuya at you...)

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[POST]

how DARE you leave to go to the bathroom. YOU ARE CLEARLY AN UNFIT OWNER GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!!!!!

Avatar

He is quite content with me as his owner, actually. He brought me his favorite mouse toy as a gift and demanded pets as a reward for his excellent hunt. I, of course, gave them to him immediately, and now he purrs happily in my lap. He also just likes women more than men.

[POST]

checkmate. i’m AGENDER….. he will like me because i’m a part of the WOKE MOB… pushing my gay agenda… (trans. agenda. i guess)

He's actually kinda homophobic. He doesn't like it when me and my girlfriend kiss. But that might just be because he gets jealous and wants all of my attention for himself. He also has a very strong hatred for sleeves and other cloth materials that go on arms, so I don't know how he'd react to your bandages. He attacks on sight whenever sleeves are in range.

[POST]

i don’t fw homophobes and i quite like my bandages…. you can keep him…..

Yeah that's probably for the best. You do not want him. He is very needy. He also likes to announce that he caught his mouse toy (aptly named Mousie) in the middle of the night. We call it "singing" or "services for the cult of mousie." His mom does it too but with her ball toys. That is the "cult of ball." It is very noisy at night. They will only stop if you get up and pet them and tell them they did a good job with their hunt.

[POST]

my cat shadowfang does this too… but recently he keeps losing the spring he ‘catches’ so he just STANDS THERE?

i sleep in my office a lot so. it is VERY LOUD because he’s practically RIGHT IN MY EAR!!!

The things we do for our creatures. They are very cute though so they get away with it. Anyway have more pictures of Steve. And his mom, Natasha (We call her Tasha).

I bring you this photo of my very high cat. He just lays there and stares. He's very high on pain meds right now.

He needs constant attention because he felt abandoned when we took him to the vet. I have to be quick when I go to the bathroom otherwise he gets upset and starts yelling for me. He is very very affectionate right now.

(Might bother you with my baby Dazai blog soon now that I've thrown my baby Chuuya at you...)

Avatar

[POST]

how DARE you leave to go to the bathroom. YOU ARE CLEARLY AN UNFIT OWNER GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!!!!!

Avatar

He is quite content with me as his owner, actually. He brought me his favorite mouse toy as a gift and demanded pets as a reward for his excellent hunt. I, of course, gave them to him immediately, and now he purrs happily in my lap. He also just likes women more than men.

[POST]

checkmate. i’m AGENDER….. he will like me because i’m a part of the WOKE MOB… pushing my gay agenda… (trans. agenda. i guess)

He's actually kinda homophobic. He doesn't like it when me and my girlfriend kiss. But that might just be because he gets jealous and wants all of my attention for himself. He also has a very strong hatred for sleeves and other cloth materials that go on arms, so I don't know how he'd react to your bandages. He attacks on sight whenever sleeves are in range.

[POST]

i don’t fw homophobes and i quite like my bandages…. you can keep him…..

Yeah that's probably for the best. You do not want him. He is very needy. He also likes to announce that he caught his mouse toy (aptly named Mousie) in the middle of the night. We call it "singing" or "services for the cult of mousie." His mom does it too but with her ball toys. That is the "cult of ball." It is very noisy at night. They will only stop if you get up and pet them and tell them they did a good job with their hunt.

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