They’re getting smarter

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

wip

Even in his sleep, pookie is still serving (scrunching that nose).

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

i'm such a whore for when their fanfics have some domesticity ohhhhhhh my godd!! ....i bet erik does voices for every character that comes up in a book and sometimes he gets so caught up that doesn't notice that christine has doozed off

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.

The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.

like the fuck are they gonna do lmao

Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious

...anyway I love Scotty

According to Leroux, Christine was a little nearsighted - so she was convinced she could see the korrigans (fairies) dance at night when she was a child.

So I wondered, what if she got glasses when she grew older..?

….

This is halfway between very silly and very sad. Dont ask me why L!Christine is wearing the whishing dress and what that hairstyle is. My muse is very strict.

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT

Easy entertainment

On your knees. 🧎

The pride of the Gate

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch