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Go off, king
Pull the trigger
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tweet reference under the cut, and the curlya pose is of course ref’s off none other but @joetastic2739 <3
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peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi
Reblogged vainvaihe
where’s that justin mcelroy post when i need it
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i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today
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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat
^ that is a muscovy duck. mine was named bruno and i have scars to this day from allowing him to perch with his giant, incredibly sharp nails on my arm like a parrot. i was honestly the most intimidating 9yo duck owner you can imagine
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
thats not how they told it
Reblogged redbuddi
you shouldn't do those things.
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knuckle tattoos that say MYFIN GERS
Reblogged averysmallfox
i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine