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nic | he/they | 31 | some flavor of queer
fic writer, find me on ao3 at saturninemartial
inbox always open for questions and comments about me or my fics. i also take ideas and suggestions for fics.
mutuals feel free to IM or ask for my discord.
on twitter at saturninemars (NSFW, 18+ only)
in my one piece era.
I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something
People finally think they’re attractive and cool and funny but they’re dead. People finally treat them well but they’re dead. Do you see the vision
Transforms into a shell of my former self and finally gains the respectability society never bestowed upon me before
yessssss girl need to smoke with this bot
what the fuck. did you guys hear about this?
And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
mingus kingus saturday
i’m online and ready to look at a picture!
Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago
silly
goofy
I am obsessed with this botched restoration of a 19th century statue of saint anthony
Look at how yassified he is
so true
Official Wednesday post
It's Tuesday
Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone
You are at a bar, and are asked to hook up by the person selected by this wheel. What's your response?
Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs
