Humans can speak it too, albeit slowly, by using an instrument called an Asciiboard (beeping ascii keyboard with a translation screen). An app version of it comes pre-installed on most phones.

it is literally wurmple sippy soup wednesday

wurmple sippy soup THE MOTION PICTURE wednesday

"male loneliness epidemic" is misleading because it implies that men are suffering because they can't get girls when I feel like the actual problem is that pretty much any online content that's aimed specifically at men conceptualizes the masculine ideal as what I call the Buff Scammer. there are only two things in this world that matter, says the Buff Scammer: being jacked and making money. how you get to either of those things doesn't matter, you just need to be as rich and as buff as possible or you have failed as a man. Get into drop shipping. Eat nothing but raw meat. Rugpull a memecoin. Remove seasonings from your diet. Sell an online course. Go to the gym daily. Starve yourself so your body will achieve ketosis and start burning fat. Attend a seminar on real estate investing. Work 80 hours a week. Take steroids but don't let anyone know about that part. Flip a YouTube channel after 10xing the subs. Sell AI art on Etsy and AI audiobooks on Amazon. What's that? You're trying to do this to get girls? Why would you care about women? Women are all stupid whores who don't help you get richer or buffer. The only people you should be paying attention to are other rich, buff men. If you do hang out with women you should be pimping them out on Chaturbate so you can at least get an ROI off your time spent not thinking about men. Male friends? You don't have time for friends. You should be hustling and grinding 24/7 365. And if you absolutely do need to spend time around to her men you should only be spending time with other buff scammers so you can collaborate on entrepreneurial ventures. Like Jesus Christ even writing this is exhausting I feel like trying to be this dude would be fucking miserable like not only did you turn yourself into a friendless, materialist, misogynistic asshole who can only conceptualize the world in terms of value extracted but you're NOT EVEN HAVING FUN DOING IT!!!!!!

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

And he is still ugly as fuck

He should get a bob with the bang

And a bbl

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

OKAYYYY

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

Every night a beautiful spectre named You've Got Kudos appears and haunts me with the knowledge I should be writing fanfic

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

you haven't unlocked platonic pining yet? wow ok fake yearner

And it’s still funny 15 years later idc

it is literally wurmple sippy soup wednesday

wurmple sippy soup THE MOTION PICTURE wednesday

i'm choosing to build my basketball team aroubnd my buddy yggroth, who is 15 feet tall and weighs 800kg. he will be in charge of scoring. the rest of us will heal him.

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

embarrassment has good bones

people talk about the comments on youtube being bad but once you have a handful of posts with a lot of notes you realise how utterly damned and depraved the average commentor on this website is. it feels like walking through the streets of yharnam sometimes. everyone is either moaning in pain or trying to run at you and kill you it's fucking mayhem out there.