kaiju

kaiju

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

YOU CAN SEE THE ICONS OF ANONS SOMETIMES.

The way I was able to recognize several anons in one of my inboxes bc of this error. Oh my god. Guys. This isn’t supposed to happen.

Weighing in to say:

YES, I SEE THIS ON MOBILE. HOWEVER I DO **NOT** THINK IT'S SHOWING THE ANON'S REAL IDENTITY.

The profile pictures I see next to anon asks are profile pictures that belong to other, non-anon asks in my ask box also. Some info

I think the bug is the inbox INCORRECTLY attributing anons to neighboring, logged-in asks.

Which is still a bad bug! Considering it makes it look like a long-time follower of mine sent me a spam ask.

And is worse if, say, one of these was anon hate.

But it's NOT the anon's real identity. It's a neighboring ask asker's identity

So if you have anon hate in your inbox that looks like it's attributed to your dear friend, who sends you lovely asks all the time, it was Not them.

CONFIRMED THE BUG IS INCORRECT ATTRIBUTION.

Thanks @thepatchycat for being a test subject. As you can see the icon being attributed to this ask is NOT the patchy cat

The pictured icon belongs to @watchingforcomets who sent me a nice ask about nail polish yesterday which I have not yet answered!

Eight of Pentacles and Six of Wands

Well I mean somebody has to make all the medals people wear to look impressive at parades.

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

my toy it has every disease

in honor of me finally getting a new phone in a few days i have decided to make this rebloggable again

here it is now btw

@entities-of-posts the corruption.

Seconded

not checking all the boxes on your list of things to do doesn’t uncheck the ones you’ve gotten done

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

@zuppizup

Thank you, magic forg

To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch

Take my hand. I can show you a better way

March 2025 - This anti-Tesla graffiti in Baltimore was recently updated to the second image. I'm glad the little guys succeeded in their hunt :3 [link]

The Spring is here, so it's once again the time to remind the difference between edible morels, e.g. Morchella conica (photo #1) and poisonous if not prepared properly false morels - Gyromitra esculenta (photo #2).

shrimp afraido

theyreso scared in there

theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

Losing my absolute mind that the big Brad Pitt/Joe Kosinski/Lewis Hamilton F1 movie is just a Days of Thunder (but set in F1 instead of NASCAR) legacyquel in disguise

Brad Pitt saw Tom Cruise’s success at starring in & producing a legacyquel based on his early star catalogue and said “I can do that” and so he’s starring in & producing a legacyquel based on Tom Cruise’s early star catalogue

But, the thing is, when Tom Cruise created and starred in the 1990 film Days of “Top Gun But In Cars” Thunder he had already made Top Gun and had just spent the last few years—in between starring in Cocktail, Rain Man, and Born on the Fourth of July—driving professionally for Paul Newman’s racing team.

Tom Cruise spent a few years in the late 80s driving professionally for his good friend and mentor Paul Newman’s racing team. Even after he stopped racing professionally he kept driving professionally with his on-screen stunt work. He and Newman remained close and kept racing each other privately until Newman’s death.

The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

this is math

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

Filing these away for later.

I'm sure this will somehow be useful data for something I don't yet anticipate