Sassafrass, Arsenic, and Everything Old Fashioned.

@schwilliam / schwilliam.tumblr.com

Welcome to my blog. Name's Schwill. 31, gay, male, ESTJ, Saggitarius, in Louisiana. Ask if you want to know anything. Main likes are Teen Titans, Sailor Moon, Kingdom Hearts, and Life is Strange. I've got multiple OTP's and I'm always here to talk.

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Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line

Idk i understand why people are bullies now it felt so good

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i was/am at mardi gras and a cybertruck rolled past during one of the parades and i booed it really loud before i could catch myself and i got a fist bump out of it and others started booing , and honestly if it was possible to put that feeling in a capsule id put it in my butt

wait what?

admirably-abhorrent

more info from r/neworleans 😉

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trash-soup

"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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penumbraphantasm

chikorita's my friend. my funny animal. my houseplant with little nails that click on the kitchen tiles.

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This has been pinging inside my head for a couple days now GET IT OUT

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foreveriallyzombified

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

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no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

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balljointedfairy

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in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

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She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

fred-erick-frankenstein

Sis, I'll pay for your travel, just scare that fucker hard enough that he croaks 💅

assassinregrets

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#this would fix me

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you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

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#35 I think and that’s being a little loose about it

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sparklejamesysparkle

Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White, Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard, Tim Curry as Wadsworth the butler, Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum, and Colleen Camp as French maid Yvette (on the pool table) in the Paramount Pictures/Jonathan Lynn comedy mystery Clue, 1985. Madeline improvised this entire scene, which went on to became iconic.

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boysmell-uwu

I found this gif and had to add audio to it

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i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

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whitechadwarden

this is my favorite addition by a mile. I am now glad that I made this post

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