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I'm a Big Fan of Cider

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an extremely buff extremely 80s wizard figurine with a post-it note stuck to it that simply says "less of this?"

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

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Writing an eighty hour action-RPG-with-life-sim-elements where what's actually going on is only explained on the bad ending route. Every action that's required to set a good ending flag also causes a critical bit of expository dialogue to never happen. You did the good ending first? Fuck you.

Don't forget to directly shame the player for every "bad" choice they make, lingering over the horrible results of the choice that gets you exposition, and having a character pontificate on how those were Real People with feelings and what kind of monster would allow this to happen.

my darling bravest knight !!! to save me from this tower you must. kiss the dragon keeping me prisoner. no yeah thats what the dragon told me those are the conditions for it to free me. also i have to watch while you kiss the dragon. yes those are part of the conditions. yes i understand dragon thats exactly what it said

dragon here

can confirm

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