"what you fail to understand is i missed on purpose"

I read a fanfic, it's like I read it (I don't think I know how to read), but I liked the theme, Sonic reincarnation of Maria (the dinosaur didn't come out the way I wanted lol)

great minds think of dykes

CHAO TALES IS SO CUTE AWWWW

“I know a place” and I take you to Lowe’s self check out to watch Saw (2004)

There’s not a number in existence that is the accurate amount of how many cities I would burn for this soft man

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

what the hell happens in ffxiv

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now