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Hear me out: Untitled Goose Game in Ankh-Morpork…
Think of all the mayhem you could create.
(I really really want so bad this game/DLC to exist. So much potential. @house_house_ call me (or, better, call the Pratchetts)) Next drawing: the Post!
Thinking about how Bellini and Tedesco refer to the conclave as a spiritual war and any other perspective as naive, but their black and white mentality ultimately reveals their cowardice, and how it’s Thomas’ stalwart faith and love in his fellow man, his refusal to see his brothers as anything other than human, that is proven and ultimately prevails when Benítez is elected
They deserve a beach episode
[ID: art of the Pines family from Gravity Falls, swimming in the ocean. Soos is tossing a beach ball in the air and smiling, while Ford watches and rubs his chin. Stan smiles as he sits in an inner tube. Beneath the surface, Mabel and Dipper are wearing goggles and swimming underwater. Mabel's smiling mischievously and carrying a crab in one hand, while Dipper swims after her with an angry expression. End ID.]
17 years ago today.. the biggest rockstar move in history.
The look of satisfaction says everything
There are a lot of photos that were purposefully edited or shot in a way that made it look just absolutely abysmal, but in reality? It was a damn good look.
Should also be noted, this wasn't an entirely spur of the moment thing as everyone tried to make it seem. She had actually scheduled and sat down at her stylists/hair dressers office, and told them she wanted them to shave her head — but they wouldn't do it, tried to convince her not to do it, and so Britney ended up doing it herself, which is why the original photos were rather horrible — she was shaving her head for the first time, not using the proper tools, and didn't get every spot, or anywhere close to even.
I've been shaving my head for ten years now, and it took me a good two years to do it properly, and I still mess up fairly often.
She talked about it in 2008 by saying:
“I was going through so much artificial stuff with my kids and Kevin at the time [her ex-husband had just taken her kids from her]. He’d just left me and I was devastated... People thought that it was me going crazy and stuff like that, but people shave their heads all the time. I was going through a lot, but it was just kind of like me going through a little bit of rebellion, or feeling free, or shedding stuff that had happened, you know?”
KANISHA MARIE FELICIANO as Christine Daaé in The Phantom of the Opera costume design by Maria Björnson
what is your opinion on butch female construction workers who go home and write shitty "feminist" sex-positive retellings of hades and persephone in their free time? if such a woman were to exist i guess it would just cancel out lol..... thoughts on this ?
but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento
im literally in tears if such a woman existed id make her stop writing shitty novels with the power of my pussy. period.
I have been on Tumblr just long enough to find this an extremely funny choice of business name.
The company caters to caring for babies and toddlers.
[ID: 1. logo for Pelican Childcare, "Childcare with a Conscience™": a blue oval with a pelican's head in profile. the pelican has a slightly woozy expression. 2. logo for Pelican Childcare, "Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby™": a blue oval with Friend Pelican pasted in, beak open to show the voluminous pink-lined pouch. 3. same as 2, but with the original pelican. end ID]
Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now
He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.
For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.
Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.
He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor
Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going
For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.
He has yielded the floor at 25 hrs and 4 mins. His eyes are so wide they look like they’re going to bug out of his skull so I don’t blame him for stopping. He said to go out and get in some good trouble.
Addition for those unaware: Cory Booker is black. Strom Thurmond set the previous record about 70 years ago in protest of civil rights. Booker spent much of the time I was watching talking about the importance of working together for the people and the idea that it's not "left versus right but right versus wrong."
The new record speech is on the right side of history.
Fuck you, City of Ur!
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I'm sorry I had to do this. I couldn't not make this sound happen
LUCY DACUS and 17 of the hottest mascs in the BEST GUESS MUSIC VIDEO
"You may not be an angel, but you are my girl. You are my pack a day, you are my favorite place."
My Professor: I know this is art school but please don’t put vibrators in your still life.
It’s worth noting that I went through my core classes during the pandemic. Usually the professor would set in class still life’s for half our practice but no. All my still life’s and practice were just stuff I had around the house and at a certain point the sex toys started to look mighty appealing because I’d run through all the other vaguely interesting things in my home.
Specifically the little toy from Jimmy Jane that looks so cute I was sure it wouldn’t register. But I managed to resist the siren song.
Just gonna leave this here 💁🏻♀️
I won a scholarship on the strength of that vibrator! don't let anyone tell you they have no place in still life.
His name is Señor Purple and he works incredibly hard
You did such a wonderful job that I instantly clocked it as a Fun Factory Tiger. Excellent work. But also missed on this chain the professor was just so tired. He saw so many vibrators. He didn’t think they were risqué he just saw them in every still life and wanted to stop critiquing 18yr old students sex toys.
Me: dang I hate how my voice cracks on the chorus of Pink Pony Club but the rest of the song is so good.
Six-year-old at karaoke: I only know the chorus. Because I’m six.
Me: this was destined to be.
Me: 🎶 I’m just having fun, on the stage in my heels, it’s where I belong down at the 🎶
Six-year-old: PENK💗PONIE🎠CLAB🍾 immakeppondamcin adda PENK💖PONIE🐴CLAB🪩
Me: perfect. Better than I could have done it.
in light of the fact that tumblr has bunglr'd and forgot its own dedication to the bit on april fools i declare a bit war. the person who comes up with the silliest bit to make into our own goddamn april fools gimmick gets to be the bit monarch for the whole of 2025. even if they don't want to be. go.
“I’m having my son in 2 months and I’m jealous of how cute baby girl clothes are” you can put your newborn son in a little strawberry print romper, I swear. he won’t mind. he won’t develop a complex over it, I promise.
It’s so interesting how heavily gendered baby clothes are an extremely modern phenomenon like even in the midcentury period baby clothes were often the same cut and color for baby boys and baby girls but now you can’t put your son in a pink romper and you have to use baby glue to affix a flower to your daughter’s head so everyone knows she’s a little girl.
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
