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Aus-based copyeditor & SFF writer! Will do almost anything for a tray of lasagna. She/her.

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Hello!!

My name is Audrey, but you can also call me whichever derivative of my username takes your fancy.

My overarching interests include video games, reading, and writing, and I also dabble in cross-stitch from time to time.

I like RPGs!! I am an enjoyer of the Dragon Age and Mass Effect franchises, and Iโ€™m also currently playing Baldurโ€™s Gate 3. I also like visual novels, notably When The Night Comes, and audio RP by Redacted Audio among others!!

I write fanfiction which I post to AO3 under the username serenebeasts. Sometimes it does get cross-posted here, but I donโ€™t always remember to. The library over there currently consists mainly of DA and ME fanworks, but there is a smattering of other fandoms as well.

This blog runs mostly on a queue, except for personal posts. But if itโ€™s a reasonable hour in my time zone (UTC +10:30) Iโ€™ll be, if not active, then at least available. Just buzz me!!

You can also find me on Twitter and Bluesky!! I'm solarfruit on both platforms.

[inhales] i wonder if garrus never outright said "i love you" to shepard because he always expects the worst and feels nothing goes right for him and him saying that will sabotage it somehow and that's why it's the last thing he says to shepard when she's making him leave because in that moment leaving her to an unknown fate that's likely death is worst case scenario send tweet

Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

I will not over-explain my art to the stupidest people on earth. I'm writing for people who know what I'm talking about. Mantra that will save you. David Lynch was right

these tags are perfect and I think everyone should see them

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.

There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.

- straight from poison control

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Iโ€™ll be making a poll later today thatโ€™s going to be for which ones I should make into keychains, so keep an eye out for that :)

If anyone can guess what the last four guys are based on you get a free Keychain of your choice when I release them. EDIT: only the first to guess ๐Ÿ˜…

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