it is a mystery if it were in a minor key rather than major key
man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"
stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me
i would kill myself if somebody posted this on my music ahahaha
you have a beautiful laugh
when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.
this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else
Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life
all right here’s the best picture-nominated video I made
today marks 10 years since I put this video on here in the hopes of getting it screened in hollywood (for those of you wondering, campus moviefest ultimately declined to screen this video, as, despite this video getting the most views by all public metrics, they claimed that their private internal metrics showed that some other movie had actually received more views). I met a lot of computer friends and was able to launch my current spate of podcasts and other bullshit through the reach that this unexpectedly got so I'm very sentimental about it. thank you for following and go ahead and make a stupid video and post it on the computer if you've been wanting to do that. you will certainly find people who like it in time. well, take 'er easy
Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese