A fool usurps my body!

god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

MY COUSIN VINNY (1992)

Maria Gray, from “Bad Nostalgia”

whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

they could never make me hate you Sarah O’Brien

The thing they don't tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the "horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s" tweet

Me whenever someone's random comment can be connected to one of my special historical guys in some extremely tenuous way for real

I hope you don’t mind, but I slowed the gif down because that is a FANTASTIC move.

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)

ah yes, feel want, taste grief, need friends, etc etc

Do my challenge 🫵🎬

Advertising is literal terrorism

My grandmother is in her 90’s and cannot walk or do much of anything by herself. While we visit her often and she still enjoys a lot of her life, this means that she spends a LOT of time just watching TV with her dog in her lap. I was horrified when I visited her and realized that a considerable amount of the limited time she has left on this earth is being taken up by commercials for things that she will literally never buy, need, or use. Millions and millions of advertising dollars are spent to take away hours (probably many days worth, compounding them all) of her precious bit of life left, which she can never get back.

Advertising is terrorism.

the crushing weight of one manageable task

my favorite road sign is “falling rocks” like what am I supposed to do with that. what could I possibly do to avoid falling rocks while driving 70 miles per hour through an Appalachian ravine.