I am nothing but an amalgam of my interests

You cant get this on any other website

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

The straight up whiskey sausage

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

SHARING THIS WITHOUT THE UPDATE IS EVIL

the most fanfic to ever fanfic

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

Damn for real?

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

jesus said this

i am SOO invested in my mutuals lives. i hope i never lose you i hope this parasocial relationship never ends.

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

Snoah snama I'm an immortal snail

Woah mama I gotta run it's the snail

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Closest match: Phosphuga atrata genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Closest match: Black Carrion Beetle

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Woah mama it's a tastey beetle

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

i’ve literally not stopped thinking about this

Jesus christ tommyinnit really does suffer more than Jesus

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if tumblr shuts down you'll find me like this