I have a preference for improper lighting

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

this is like lingerie to me

Type of shit a cat walking on two legs would wear

you get me

He's going through a pre-flight checklist to make sure your spacecraft is up to code before departure.

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

black spotted tabby

adware and bots malware spot illustrations ft the mascot i designed for my artbook

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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real friendships start somewhere i guess

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

The Major, signing off.

From an upscale of the PS1 Ghost in the Shell game intro by Catsuka.

funniest carnivorous plant thing is having really tall flowers to avoid accidentally eating their own pollinators. me in the nutrient sparse bog solving one problem and instantly creating another

the spiny flower mantis (pseudocreobotra wahlbergi) | insecthaus_adi on ig

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.