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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

this evil version of it is killing me

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

i know this is a fetish image where you’re supposed to feel horny shame, but it’s also so fucking funny to me.

we're just innocent men

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

This is what they took from Tucker Carlson

Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.

I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

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